'Heaven or Hell'

[Loafer]

'Heaven or Hell' A Fractured Fairy Tales
It's funny but it's got more truth at the end with a cool surprise ending!
Enjoy the journey!

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant)
was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met
by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter."Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the
Senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups.

What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then
you can choose where to spend eternity."
Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to
the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his
friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very
happy and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times
they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a
friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest
champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who
is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it,
it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while
the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in
heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.”
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in
heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Senator reflects for a minute,
then he answers: "Well, I would have said it before, I mean heaven has
been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell... Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a
barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends,
dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more
trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm
around his shoulders. "I don't understand," stammers the Senator.
"Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we
ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great
time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look
miserable.
What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning,

Today, you voted.."



And he lived happily ever after.

[The Black Knight]

[Silent Sam]