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Old 09-01-2007, 05:55 AM   #1
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A forum friend sent this to me & thought I'd share;

The Stuttering Cat

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> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

> "That must've been scary", said the teacher.

> "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F*ck," the rottweiler ate him

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