"Truck Driver"

**wompus** · 12-12-2011, 04:52 PM

Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-12-2011, 08:02 PM

Funny. Sounds like something Gerry would do.

Loafer · 12-12-2011, 08:45 PM

Who has been following me around?

**ringadingh** · 12-12-2011, 08:49 PM

**krash** · 12-12-2011, 09:20 PM

Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a cathouse outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"

Loafer · 12-14-2011, 06:38 AM

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Stump · 12-14-2011, 09:46 AM

been there and done that , and boy that was a good bologna sandwich.

12-12-2011, 04:52 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	"Truck Driver" Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! Last edited by wompus; 12-12-2011 at 04:55 PM.

12-12-2011, 08:45 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Who has been following me around? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-12-2011, 08:49 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-12-2011, 09:20 PM	#5
krash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sutton West Virginia Posts: 430	Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a cathouse outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!" __________________ Rick (Krash) Kestner Sutton, West Virginia VBA #01448 2008 Metallic Ocean Blue / Neutron Silver *the coolest colors*

12-14-2011, 06:38 AM	#6
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-12-2011, 08:02 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny. Sounds like something Gerry would do.

12-14-2011, 09:46 AM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	been there and done that , and boy that was a good bologna sandwich.