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Old 06-04-2009, 07:03 PM   #1
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A Man On A Date

A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased some refreshments and showed his date to her seat.

Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on the man's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this is getting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?"

"Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.
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Old 06-04-2009, 07:21 PM   #2
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