the statue

**jmorrow** · 10-02-2008, 03:58 PM

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so i got one for us too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here, ' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

basco · 10-02-2008, 05:21 PM

HaHaHa now thats funny

**ringadingh** · 10-02-2008, 11:12 PM

LOL

socwkbiker · 10-03-2008, 08:50 AM

LMAO!!

dakals · 10-04-2008, 08:46 PM

OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-02-2008, 03:58 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	the statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so i got one for us too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here, ' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-02-2008, 05:21 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	the statue HaHaHa now thats funny

10-02-2008, 11:12 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	the statue LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-03-2008, 08:50 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	the statue LMAO!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-04-2008, 08:46 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	the statue OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!