Too old

texasfisherdude · 10-03-2008, 01:49 PM

TOO OLD!

One morning this guy looks into the mirror and admires his body

and notice he was suntanned all over except his p****, which he decided needed a suntan there too. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself inthe sand, except for his p****, which he leaves sticking out. Two little old ladies

came strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she begins to move it around with her cane, and remarked to the other old lady, "There is no justice in the world. The other old lady says, " What do you mean by that?" The first old lady says " Just look at that;

When I was 20, I was curious about it.

When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

When I was 40, I asked for it.

When I was 50, I paid for it.

When I was 60, I prayed for it.

When I was 70, I forgot all about it.

....And now that I am 80, the **** things are growing wild, and I'm too old to Squat!!"

ianicky · 10-03-2008, 01:53 PM

Lmao good one

**jmorrow** · 10-03-2008, 05:47 PM

HA!

basco · 10-03-2008, 08:14 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-03-2008, 11:31 PM

LOL

dakals · 10-04-2008, 08:42 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

10-03-2008, 01:49 PM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	Too old TOO OLD! One morning this guy looks into the mirror and admires his body and notice he was suntanned all over except his p**, which he decided needed a suntan there too. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself inthe sand, except for his p, which he leaves sticking out. Two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she begins to move it around with her cane, and remarked to the other old lady, "There is no justice in the world. The other old lady says, " What do you mean by that?" The first old lady says " Just look at that; When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. ....And now that I am 80, the ** things are growing wild, and I'm too old to Squat!!"

10-03-2008, 01:53 PM	#2
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Too old Lmao good one

10-03-2008, 05:47 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Too old HA! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-03-2008, 08:14 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Too old

10-03-2008, 11:31 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Too old LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-04-2008, 08:42 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Too old LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!