I'm glad to see both your personalities have come to a mutual peace agreement and posted the same yet separate questions, but if y'all don't mind, I'll answer both of you at the same time. Heaven forbid I get and extry post count. Calm down and rest easy. Be assured there are no male on male sexual innuendos implied here and any concluded are either coincidental or a result of repressed desires. My IQ scores reside in the Super Genius range and talents includes everything between Olympiad Asymmetric Bars competition to advanced telecommunication satellite engineering, but the ability to control an individuals first thought is not my forte.
Besides, in Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
One problem at a time please.
Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. Reaper is the cashier.
Noting Reapers unprovoked angry outburst, in order to protect everybody from him and him from everybody, I feel it necessary to place him in my intensive anger management care for the duration of the next rally.
We need to go over some ground rules. He is to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. He may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
Also, if he's unable to stop masturbating, he should do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.'
That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think he'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.
06-21-2014, 08:57 PM
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