The difference between health plans

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Testicle disorder


A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture."

"Oh!, Well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman..

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor explained very calmly: "Same illness, better health
plan."