Living Will Form

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Hey fellow motorcyclist! As you know it is very important for us motorcyclist to have a living will. The one below is one of the most detailed I have seen. Here it is incase anybody wants to cut and paste to use:

I, _________________,being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers, doctors and hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: a Martini, A Margarita, a Scotch and soda, a Bloody Mary, a Gin and Tonic, a Glass of Chardonnay, a Steak, Lobster or crab legs, The remote control, a bowl of ice cream, The sports page, Chocolate or Sex; then it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hearby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, ans ask all my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ________________ Date: ______________

NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place PLEASE pass it on!