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Old 02-10-2014, 01:26 PM   #1
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From: Subject: Fwd: Beer commercial, and a parody of it


Watch #1 first and then #2


1.The real commercial






The parody:
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Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? Canadians aren't allowed to bare arms .
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What is the difference between Canada and Yogurt? Yogurt has its own culture.
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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident and all three of them died. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctor asked him what happened.


“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”


“That’s amazing!” said the one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?” “Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:45 PM   #3
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I saw that before Ricky and thought it was pretty good.
I refrained from posting it fearing a small border war, apparently judging by the first response the line in the sand has been drawn.
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I refrained from posting it fearing a small border war

That's not possible Norm: Given the degree to which Canada relies on the US for defense, a border war would amount to us fighting ourselves!
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That's not possible Norm: Given the degree to which Canada relies on the US for defense, a border war would amount to us fighting ourselves!
So you concede defeat before the first shot gets fired Dan?, I'll drink to that.
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I'll drink to that.
I'll join you! You bring the beer!
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I'll join you! You bring the beer!
Ricky promises to send a whole cooler, see the first video.
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Old 02-11-2014, 01:43 PM   #8
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I saw that before Ricky and thought it was pretty good.
I refrained from posting it fearing a small border war, apparently judging by the first response the line in the sand has been drawn.
I figured as much too Norm, too bad some of the US guys couldn't learn to laugh at themselves. It's not always defense defense...ya know. It's in the "lighter side/jokes" and they still take offense .... I mean really.... they elected George W. Bush,.... twice !!! for God's sake. I thought for sure that showed they had a sense of humor. ..... Let's poke the bear a bit Norm..... ......

some need to learn what "culture" means. We definitely have our own,........eh ! and we laugh about it. No "tea time" here either..... Just great beer.... [see the video's.]

And I happen to have two guns in the house,....used for either man or beast, that can kill as good as any hand gun.....and I can freely speak my mind without too much worry I'll be cut down on a Canadian street by some idiot with a hand gun. Not that everyone with a hand gun is an idiot.

If you think we rely on your protection,...first I don't see anyone looking to invade us,.... I mean it's pretty damn cold here. ....but if there was someone knocking on our door,.... it wouldn't be just to protect us Canadians. It would also be to protect their own ass..... but the statement made begs the question,... who has been asked more than a few times to back the U.S. of A. up in certain circumstances ? And who, at a real time of need asked who, [or offered] to let the U.S. domestic airplanes land in our "cold" country ???

And as far as the winter goes,......suck it up Joel and quit your bawling.

and remember ....before you jump all over this post,....this is all meant in good ol' fun. And that's how I'll take the US comments.
and I appreciate having good neighbors and friends like the US.

elected G.W. twice !!! Now that's funny!!!

Just think...all this over a parody on a beer commercial.
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And as far as the winter goes,......suck it up Joel and quit your bawling.
All of the other stuff was good Ricky. Hell, we even re-elected Obummer just to see if the first time was as bad as we thought.

But that statement was like throwing mud in my face buddy. I see you at Orofino I'm bringing the Turtle wax because your going to need it after I knock the shine off your noggin.
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No fight here boys. You can keep your cheap beer. I'll stick with a good Bourdon or a micro brew. By the way, can you reign in you bloody winter. I've had enough.
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No fight here boys. You can keep your cheap beer. I'll stick with a good Bourdon or a micro brew. By the way, can you reign in you bloody winter. I've had enough.
You call $38.00 a box cheap beer! I bet your Bourbon doesn't cost you as much.
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Those were hilarious...
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I liked em too!
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Wow Ricky you must have the same stuff in your well water as Greg Wilson.
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