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Old 10-23-2009, 08:05 PM   #1
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The fastest thing in the world

Four guys were sitting around debating the fastest thing in the world.
The first guy said a thought is the fastest thing, it can come into your mind in an instant and can be gone just as fast.

The second guy says a blink is the fastest thing, it happens so fast your eyes barely notice.

The third guy says light is the fastest, I have a switch in the house connected to the yard light on the barn and the moment I flip the switch the light is on.
The last guy thinks for a moment and says you are all wrong, diarrhea is the fastest thing. The last time I had it I didn't have time to "think", "blink" or "turn on the light" before I sh*t my pants!
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