Bartender & Robber

rooster1 · 12-17-2008, 03:10 PM

A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.

"This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag!"

"Don’t shoot," pleads the barkeep. "I’ll do whatever you say!"

The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, "All right, now give me a blow job!"

"Anything!" cries the bartender. "Just don’t shoot!"

The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.

The bartender picks the gun up off the floor and hands it back to the robber. "Hold the gun, dammit," he says. "One of my friends might walk in!"

**Kawhead** · 12-17-2008, 03:43 PM

There might be a dozen follow ups to that. :)

fish · 12-18-2008, 02:41 AM

**ringadingh** · 12-18-2008, 09:29 AM

LOL

12-17-2008, 03:10 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bartender & Robber A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun. "This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag!" "Don’t shoot," pleads the barkeep. "I’ll do whatever you say!" The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, "All right, now give me a blow job!" "Anything!" cries the bartender. "Just don’t shoot!" The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun. The bartender picks the gun up off the floor and hands it back to the robber. "Hold the gun, dammit," he says. "One of my friends might walk in!"

12-17-2008, 03:43 PM	#2
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Bartender & Robber There might be a dozen follow ups to that. :) __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

12-18-2008, 02:41 AM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Bartender & Robber __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

12-18-2008, 09:29 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bartender & Robber LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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