The waiting room:

[jmorrow]

> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
> and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
> embarrassing.
>
> There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is
> wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have
> experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
>
> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
> desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why
> you're here to see the doctor today?'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
>
> 'Why not'? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
> The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
> room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
> ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in
> private.'
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out,
> waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>
> The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
>
> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
>
> 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter.
>
> Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
>

[fish]

[ringadingh]

LOL

[basco]

[mmartin]

don't ask if you can't handle the answer

[bosko]