Who wear's um?

[oledawg]

The Pants


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
little chat.


He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied,'
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.'Hmmm,' said Mike.
He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,'Here - try
these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don' t fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said,'Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will.'

[ringadingh]

LOL

[unwind2]

Damn, that sounds like my third wife.

3rd and current?

[watchman]

The hand that rocks the cradle!

[ridemslow]

You didn't learn from the first? or second???

Originally Posted by meanstreak031

Damn, that sounds like my third wife.

[Idaho]

Women just don't negotiate fairly.

(Off the subject of course...BUT) It was nice seeing what you looked like Idaho...started thinking you looked like that fish!! ;)

[Idaho]

Originally Posted by suennico

(Off the subject of course...BUT) It was nice seeing what you looked like Idaho...started thinking you looked like that fish!! ;)

It'd be an improvement if I did.

[dakals]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

lol....not true Idaho!!