Two Guys at Home Depot

**ringadingh** · 05-30-2008, 10:25 AM

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around HOME DEPOT when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

pick187 · 05-30-2008, 10:31 AM

LOL

basco · 05-30-2008, 11:09 AM

beezer · 05-30-2008, 11:15 AM

socwkbiker · 05-30-2008, 12:44 PM

I think most of us guys would help him.

ianicky · 05-30-2008, 01:09 PM

lol good one

dakals · 05-30-2008, 03:09 PM

LMAO!!!!!

**jmorrow** · 05-30-2008, 05:58 PM

Hell Yeah!!!! let's go.....

oledawg · 05-30-2008, 06:27 PM

:'(----- MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace.

"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy,she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said,
"You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace.
"I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas? "

(You've gotta love this )

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

dakals · 05-30-2008, 08:04 PM

Woohoo!!!!!!!

Yellow Jacket · 05-30-2008, 08:05 PM

I wonder, is he going to try to bury it at the funeral?

**ringadingh** · 05-30-2008, 11:04 PM

He'll bury it in Nurse Tracy.

**ringadingh** · 05-30-2008, 11:06 PM

Now lets all get back to Home Depot and look for that guys wife!

05-30-2008, 10:25 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Guys at Home Depot Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around HOME DEPOT when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' Most Old timers are helpful like that! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-30-2008, 10:31 AM	#2
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Two Guys at Home Depot LOL

05-30-2008, 11:09 AM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Two Guys at Home Depot

05-30-2008, 11:15 AM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Two Guys at Home Depot __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-30-2008, 12:44 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Two Guys at Home Depot I think most of us guys would help him. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

05-30-2008, 01:09 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Two Guys at Home Depot lol good one

05-30-2008, 03:09 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Two Guys at Home Depot LMAO!!!!!

05-30-2008, 05:58 PM	#8
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Two Guys at Home Depot Hell Yeah!!!! let's go..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

05-30-2008, 06:27 PM	#9
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	Two Guys at Home Depot :'(----- MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas? " (You've gotta love this ) "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

05-30-2008, 08:04 PM	#10
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Two Guys at Home Depot Woohoo!!!!!!!

05-30-2008, 08:05 PM	#11
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Two Guys at Home Depot I wonder, is he going to try to bury it at the funeral? __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

05-30-2008, 11:04 PM	#12
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Guys at Home Depot He'll bury it in Nurse Tracy. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-30-2008, 11:06 PM	#13
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Guys at Home Depot Now lets all get back to Home Depot and look for that guys wife! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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