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Scottish Women get right to the point
A man with no arms and no legs sat on a blanket on the beach, left there by his care giver to enjoy the day.
An English, an Irish and a Scottish woman came strolling along and when they reached the man the English woman said" Oh you poor dear, Have you ever been hugged?", to which he replied no, and so she gave him a hug. The Irish woman said" yes you poor poor dear, have you ever been kissed?" He again replied no and so she gave him a kiss. The Scottish women said" well have you ever been F*cked", to which he admitted no, with a slight smile forming on his face. She then said " well you will be when the tide comes in"!
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08-19-2011, 07:43 AM
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