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01-25-2008, 12:28 PM
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Filing Taxes
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute? "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." |
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01-25-2008, 01:15 PM
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Filing Taxes
LOL
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01-25-2008, 04:02 PM
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Filing Taxes
LMAO!
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