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03-18-2011, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your pen's. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.
Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your pen's will be taxed according to size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the Standard Form 1040. 10-16 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00 5-8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00 Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension! Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains. Sincerely, Peter Checker Internal Revenue Service |
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03-18-2011, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
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Those capital gains are putting me in the poorhouse!
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03-18-2011, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada
Posts: 2,837
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03-18-2011, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
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p***s or Cock Tax
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03-18-2011, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
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Well Sly; At least I have big dreams!
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03-22-2011, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
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