The cabbie and a NUN

11-04-2007, 09:43 PM

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make
a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going
to a Halloween party."

Happy Halloween everyone!

11-04-2007, 09:59 PM

vulcanvixen · 11-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Good one!! LOL

11-05-2007, 10:04 AM

**Idaho** · 11-05-2007, 11:16 PM

Ewww, phutui. Blec. ghaaaa.

unwind2 · 11-06-2007, 09:28 AM

Someone sent that to me my email. I had to send it on to my good Catholic friends. Cute.

11-04-2007, 10:09 PM	#3
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	The cabbie and a NUN Good one!! LOL

11-05-2007, 10:04 AM	#4
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11-05-2007, 11:16 PM	#5
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	The cabbie and a NUN Ewww, phutui. Blec. ghaaaa. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

11-06-2007, 09:28 AM	#6
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11-04-2007, 09:43 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	The cabbie and a NUN A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Happy Halloween everyone!

11-04-2007, 09:59 PM	#2
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