7 types of sex

01-12-2008, 03:02 PM

Results of a recent research study show that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

Yellow Jacket · 01-12-2008, 03:08 PM

If we could just figure out a way to stay stuck on the 1st kind of sex for our whole lives. . .that would be fantastic!

**jmorrow** · 01-12-2008, 05:52 PM

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If we could just figure out a way to stay stuck on the 1st kind of sex for our whole lives. . .that would be fantastic!

That would probably help control the senior citizen world population.

dakals · 01-12-2008, 06:52 PM

Ok i have done the first,second,third,and every now and then the fourth.LOL

basco · 01-13-2008, 08:57 AM

What about the 8th kind. when you get tired of waiting for the 7th and you go out and get a girlfriend

dakals · 01-13-2008, 09:53 AM

That's true there is a number 8!!!!!!!!! Though alot of times it goes with number 1. Cheaters!!!!!LOL

blowndodge · 01-13-2008, 11:01 AM

Where's the "fitting room sex"????

dakals · 01-13-2008, 11:56 AM

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I haven't done that before!!!!!!!! Oh Grasshopper?????????Where are you????

blowndodge · 01-13-2008, 01:11 PM

It's the most frantic....

Yellow Jacket · 01-13-2008, 04:19 PM

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I haven't done that before!!!!!!!! Oh Grasshopper?????????Where are you????

Have you tried this?

dakals · 01-13-2008, 04:27 PM

Oh yes!!!!!!!!

dakals · 01-13-2008, 05:20 PM

Nevermind. I can't have sex in a fitting room because i am a screamer.

blowndodge · 01-13-2008, 06:42 PM

your point???

dakals · 01-13-2008, 06:44 PM

Don't want to get arrested. Wouldn't mind being on the news though!!!!LOL

01-14-2008, 11:21 AM

See ya in court.

01-12-2008, 03:02 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	7 types of sex Results of a recent research study show that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

01-12-2008, 03:08 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	7 types of sex If we could just figure out a way to stay stuck on the 1st kind of sex for our whole lives. . .that would be fantastic! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

01-12-2008, 06:52 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex Ok i have done the first,second,third,and every now and then the fourth.LOL

01-13-2008, 08:57 AM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	7 types of sex What about the 8th kind. when you get tired of waiting for the 7th and you go out and get a girlfriend

01-13-2008, 09:53 AM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex That's true there is a number 8!!!!!!!!! Though alot of times it goes with number 1. Cheaters!!!!!LOL

01-13-2008, 11:01 AM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	7 types of sex Where's the "fitting room sex"???? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-13-2008, 11:56 AM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I haven't done that before!!!!!!!! Oh Grasshopper?????????Where are you????

01-13-2008, 01:11 PM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	7 types of sex It's the most frantic.... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-13-2008, 04:27 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex Oh yes!!!!!!!!

01-13-2008, 05:20 PM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex Nevermind. I can't have sex in a fitting room because i am a screamer.

01-13-2008, 06:42 PM	#13
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	7 types of sex your point??? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-13-2008, 06:44 PM	#14
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	7 types of sex Don't want to get arrested. Wouldn't mind being on the news though!!!!LOL

01-14-2008, 11:21 AM	#15
Guest Posts: n/a	7 types of sex See ya in court.

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