Itallian marriages

**jmorrow** · 09-08-2009, 04:38 PM

An Italian woman married an italian man. The Italian tradition for newlyweds is to sleep at your mother's house on your wedding night and remain a virgin until you are married.

After the wedding, the newlyweds went back to her mother's house. The man went up stairs and the woman stayed to talk to her mom. She said, "I don't want to go up there."

Her mom said, "He's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll treat you well."

When she got upstairs, the man took off his shirt.

She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a hairy chest!"

Her mom said, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs and he will treat you well."

When she got upstairs, he took off his pants.

She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has hairy legs!"

Her mom said, "All good men have hairy legs. Go upstairs and he will treat you well."

When she got upstairs he took off his socks. She noticed that half his foot was missing. She ran downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a foot and a half!"

Her mom said, "Stay here! This is job for Mamma!"

**ringadingh** · 09-08-2009, 04:50 PM

Momma will be surprised, wont she

rooster1 · 09-10-2009, 07:40 PM

**Cajunrider** · 09-10-2009, 07:48 PM

09-08-2009, 04:38 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Itallian marriages An Italian woman married an italian man. The Italian tradition for newlyweds is to sleep at your mother's house on your wedding night and remain a virgin until you are married. After the wedding, the newlyweds went back to her mother's house. The man went up stairs and the woman stayed to talk to her mom. She said, "I don't want to go up there." Her mom said, "He's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll treat you well." When she got upstairs, the man took off his shirt. She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a hairy chest!" Her mom said, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs and he will treat you well." When she got upstairs, he took off his pants. She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has hairy legs!" Her mom said, "All good men have hairy legs. Go upstairs and he will treat you well." When she got upstairs he took off his socks. She noticed that half his foot was missing. She ran downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a foot and a half!" Her mom said, "Stay here! This is job for Mamma!" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-08-2009, 04:50 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Itallian marriages Momma will be surprised, wont she __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-10-2009, 07:40 PM	#3
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Itallian marriages

09-10-2009, 07:48 PM	#4
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