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Old 08-17-2009, 10:01 AM   #1
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Doing It Tony's Way!

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks, "Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony? He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"

The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband.

So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman. "Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"

"No, I'm sorry maam, I haven't seen your husband."

The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and asks, "Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"

The saleswoman answers, "Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety-split."

"No no no, thatsa not-a my Tony. He pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts... but he no lickety split!"
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Old 08-17-2009, 03:06 PM   #2
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