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05-15-2009, 10:21 PM | #1 |
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Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?' Indian: 'Dog no talk.' Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian..) Dog: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Indian: 'Horse no talk.' Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool.' Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian...) Horse: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.' Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Indian: 'Sheep lie.'
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05-16-2009, 04:15 PM | #2 |
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05-18-2009, 03:29 PM | #3 |
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You can't trust those liars!
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05-18-2009, 04:44 PM | #4 |
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