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02-15-2009, 06:45 PM
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Miracle of toilet paper
Fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts where too small.
Instead of telling her that it was not so, I suggested that." If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" Willing to try anything, she fetch a piece of toilet paper and standing in front of the mirror, rubbed the toilet paper between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. Then she stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger in a few years?" Without missing a beat I said " It worked for your butt, didn't it?" I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw. |
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02-15-2009, 08:36 PM
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02-16-2009, 02:35 PM
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I ain't goin there......
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02-16-2009, 05:52 PM
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LOL
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02-19-2009, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: North Central Illinois
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Miracle of toilet paper
now that's funny.
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