My First Condom

**wompus** · 02-11-2011, 09:21 PM

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Rexall pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady I had to ask, knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ’We don’t have much time.’

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on, Jim?’ she asked.

I said, ‘sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the sh*t out of me….
Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-11-2011, 10:27 PM

Best one in a while.

**ringadingh** · 02-11-2011, 10:31 PM

Yellow Jacket · 02-12-2011, 04:22 AM

LMAO!

Loafer · 02-12-2011, 06:39 AM

SURPRISE!!!

sly · 02-12-2011, 10:18 AM

LOL...

, excellent!

tombstone · 02-12-2011, 10:52 AM

A few years ago my wife served as a leader in the young womens group in our church. She was picking up a prescription one day when one of the young women in her group came in with her boyfriend, they didn't notice my wife until after they had approached the check out counter with their pack of condoms and actually walked up right beside her. Imagine a couple of red-faced teens beating (pardon the pun) a hasty retreat and you'll have an idea of what happened.

Stump · 02-14-2011, 06:49 PM

Funny one .

02-11-2011, 09:21 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	My First Condom I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Rexall pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady I had to ask, knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ’We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on, Jim?’ she asked. I said, ‘sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She then beat the sh*t out of me…. Women have always been hard for me to figure out. __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

02-11-2011, 10:27 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	My First Condom Best one in a while. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-11-2011, 10:31 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	My First Condom __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-12-2011, 04:22 AM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	My First Condom LMAO! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

02-12-2011, 06:39 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	My First Condom SURPRISE!!! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

02-12-2011, 10:18 AM	#6
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	My First Condom LOL... , excellent! __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

02-12-2011, 10:52 AM	#7
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	My First Condom A few years ago my wife served as a leader in the young womens group in our church. She was picking up a prescription one day when one of the young women in her group came in with her boyfriend, they didn't notice my wife until after they had approached the check out counter with their pack of condoms and actually walked up right beside her. Imagine a couple of red-faced teens beating (pardon the pun) a hasty retreat and you'll have an idea of what happened.

02-14-2011, 06:49 PM	#8
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	My First Condom Funny one . __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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