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Old 12-03-2010, 03:31 PM   #1
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

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Old 12-03-2010, 03:36 PM   #2
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society!
Must have called to find out about the ad. ::)
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Old 12-03-2010, 03:56 PM   #3
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Waterman, ya think?
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:08 PM   #4
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Waterman, ya think?
Perhaps, but we must ask, just how did Mas learn about the ad and the number of callers....
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??? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:27 PM   #6
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