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Old 12-08-2008, 05:38 PM   #1
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With age come's wisdom.....

> > A guy is 70 years old and loves to fish.
> >
> > He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard
> a
> > voice say,
> >
> > 'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't
> see
> > any one.
> >
> > He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
> > again,
> >
> > 'Pick me up.'
> >
> > He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
> was
> > a frog.
> >
> > The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
> >
> > The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick
> me up
> > then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most
> beautiful
> > woman you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all
> your
> > friends are envious and jealous because I will be your
> > bride!'
> >
> > The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
> over,
> > picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front
> breast
> > pocket.
> >
> > Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts?
> Didn't you
> > hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your
> > beautiful bride.'
> >
> > He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
> >
> > 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking
> > frog.'
> >
> >
> > With age comes wisdom.
> >
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:31 AM   #2
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With age come's wisdom.....

Old FISHerman would rather play with thier..............................frog
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