Onions and Christmas Trees

pablo · 12-17-2007, 03:04 PM

ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three
kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like
melons, round and firm.
In Her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.'

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
'Mum, How many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man
goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an
oak tree, Mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like
a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 5 0's, it is like a
Christmas tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.'

Todd · 12-17-2007, 03:09 PM

Now that's funny right there...I dont care who ya are.

unwind2 · 12-17-2007, 03:18 PM

Good one

basco · 12-17-2007, 06:55 PM

Hell I only got seven more years before they become decorations

blowndodge · 12-17-2007, 11:58 PM

Is that why Nico like to decorate his???

**trip** · 12-18-2007, 07:22 AM

Good one pablo.......LOL.

pablo · 12-18-2007, 09:23 AM

I'm 57 and don't feel like mine are purely ornamental yet. It's like riding; I don't intend to give it up any time soon.

12-17-2007, 03:04 PM	#1
pablo Advanced Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Huntsville, TX Posts: 571	Onions and Christmas Trees ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, How many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 5 0's, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

12-17-2007, 03:09 PM	#2
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Onions and Christmas Trees Now that's funny right there...I dont care who ya are. __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

12-17-2007, 03:18 PM	#3
unwind2 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dyersburg TN Posts: 2,858	Onions and Christmas Trees Good one __________________ Nancy '05 Nomad Blue/Silver Kawanow Member #23 Hubbie-Ken '10 Metalic Black Goldwing

12-17-2007, 06:55 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Onions and Christmas Trees Hell I only got seven more years before they become decorations

12-17-2007, 11:58 PM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Onions and Christmas Trees Is that why Nico like to decorate his??? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-18-2007, 07:22 AM	#6
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Onions and Christmas Trees Good one pablo.......LOL. __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

12-18-2007, 09:23 AM	#7
pablo Advanced Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Huntsville, TX Posts: 571	Onions and Christmas Trees I'm 57 and don't feel like mine are purely ornamental yet. It's like riding; I don't intend to give it up any time soon.

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