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Old 08-09-2011, 10:53 AM   #1
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Did you know..…It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a man's p***s is 3X the length of his thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2X as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
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A man is still looking at his thumb ...
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:56 AM   #2
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Did you know..…It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a man's p***s is 3X the length of his thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2X as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire post.
A man is still looking at his thumb ...
BS...my thumb is not 4" long! ::)
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Old 08-09-2011, 12:10 PM   #3
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Did you know..…It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a man's p***s is 3X the length of his thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2X as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire post.
A man is still looking at his thumb ...
BS...my thumb is not 4" long! ::)
Scott, would you quit using BD's ruler. The scale is mm not inches. ::)
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Old 08-09-2011, 01:56 PM   #4
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LMAO
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Old 08-09-2011, 06:56 PM   #5
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I don't think that applies to Canadians.
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:30 PM   #6
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What if a man is born without thumbs?
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:42 PM   #7
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Gene... you then need to be more creative... just ask BD how that's done.
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Old 08-15-2011, 12:56 PM   #8
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There, now you know Greg..
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:00 PM   #9
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Did you know..…It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a man's p***s is 3X the length of his thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2X as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire post.
A man is still looking at his thumb ...
BS...my thumb dwarfs my cock! ::)
Tell us something we hadn't already figured out Scott??
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