In The Crate

ridemslow · 03-05-2011, 12:31 PM

Ben was out on the golf course and takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiancée is still a virgin."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put it in a splint so it can heal and
keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together; an impressive work of art.
Ben mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their
honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched
these."

Ben immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, still in the
CRATE!"

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-06-2011, 11:27 AM

I should have used that theory.

**BudMan** · 03-07-2011, 06:52 PM

03-05-2011, 12:31 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	In The Crate Ben was out on the golf course and takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin." The doctor told him, "I'll have to put it in a splint so it can heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art. Ben mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." Ben immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, still in the CRATE!" __________________

03-06-2011, 11:27 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	In The Crate I should have used that theory. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

03-07-2011, 06:52 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	In The Crate __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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