Obama Kidnapped

rooster1 · 07-06-2009, 02:53 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

**Cajunrider** · 07-06-2009, 03:23 PM

Now Rooster, that is funny.

blowndodge · 07-06-2009, 05:19 PM

they can drain my tank!!

**ringadingh** · 07-06-2009, 05:38 PM

I'd bring the marshmallows.

NRiderUSA · 07-07-2009, 12:21 PM

Do you have an address.... is Diesel good enough or does it have to be gas?

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-22-2009, 02:27 AM

I have extra gas.

07-06-2009, 02:53 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Obama Kidnapped A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' 'About a gallon.'

07-06-2009, 03:23 PM	#2
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Obama Kidnapped Now Rooster, that is funny. __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

07-06-2009, 05:19 PM	#3
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07-06-2009, 05:38 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Obama Kidnapped I'd bring the marshmallows. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-07-2009, 12:21 PM	#5
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	Obama Kidnapped Do you have an address.... is Diesel good enough or does it have to be gas? __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell

07-22-2009, 02:27 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Obama Kidnapped I have extra gas. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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