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Old 09-05-2008, 11:11 AM   #1
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GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY . . . . . . . . . . .
This actually IS true-it was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it! Only in South Carolina!! Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University: This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the Groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone To open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his bestman having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F**k You," he turned to the bride and said "F**k You," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception.
Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters,grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has b**ls the size of church bells. Ya gotta admit, it does have a certain Style.....

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Old 09-05-2008, 11:14 AM   #2
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That would take some cahones......Any chance to get a copy of that pic?

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Old 09-05-2008, 11:29 AM   #3
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That guy may be my new hero.
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Old 09-05-2008, 08:27 PM   #4
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To bad it's an urban legend....check it out. Been around since 85
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Old 09-05-2008, 08:34 PM   #5
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I snoped it hours ago...found it and didn't want to be a party-pooper like I was last time!!! Thanks TKD....lol...it was killing me keeping my mouth shut...you know how us women are!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:22 PM   #6
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I snoped it hours ago...found it and didn't want to be a party-pooper like I was last time!!! Thanks TKD....lol...it was killing me keeping my mouth shut...you know how us women are!!
There you go again super snopper Sue
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:35 PM   #7
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Its still funny though
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:37 PM   #8
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True or not, damn good story
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:37 PM   #9
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Good for him!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:31 AM   #10
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Basco...at least I wasn't the first to say it!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:19 PM   #11
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I did her
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:05 PM   #13
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I snoped it hours ago...found it and didn't want to be a party-pooper like I was last time!!! Thanks TKD....lol...it was killing me keeping my mouth shut...you know how us women are!!
Go for it Sue. Heck I am used to it. My wife snopes everything I tell her. I have even tried telling her that I have already snoped it. And she still snopes it anyway. Clearly she does not want to be hoodwinked. lol
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I snoped it hours ago...found it and didn't want to be a party-pooper like I was last time!!! Thanks TKD....lol...it was killing me keeping my mouth shut...you know how us women are!!
Go for it Sue. Heck I am used to it. My wife snopes everything I tell her. I have even tried telling her that I have already snoped it. And she still snopes it anyway. Clearly she does not want to be hoodwinked. lol

OMG..I am laughing so hard!! Give her a hug from me!!
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