Tickle me Elmo

[jmorrow]

> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
> the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
> it under the arms.
>
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
> she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
>
> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
> Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
> open the door and begins to rant about the new
> employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
> line is backing up, putting the entire production line
> behind schedule.
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
> himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there
> are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
> really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
> of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
> red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
>
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
> of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
> carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
> together and approaches Lena .
>
> 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
> 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday...'
>
> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
>
> If you don't send this to your friends right away,
> there will be fewer people laughing in the world!

That was cute!

[ringadingh]

[dakals]

Poor girl!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!

[mmartin]

Now that's funny