|
|
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks! |
03-05-2014, 03:10 PM | #1 |
Top Contributor
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ontario
Posts: 6,936
|
British Humour
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. He bites! ___________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. ________________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.. __________________________________________________ _____ COWS and CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. __________________________________________________ ______ JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. __________________________________________________ ___________ WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. __________________________________________________ _________ And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. (Statement of the Century) __________________________________________________ _________ A thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" __________________________________________________ __________ Last edited by redjay; 03-05-2014 at 04:08 PM. |
03-05-2014, 03:41 PM | #2 |
Mega-Contributor
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever!
Posts: 21,926
|
Is there some compelling reason to post them in red text other than to make them hard to read?
__________________
Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08|Custer '09|Cortez '10|Crescent City '11|Kanab '12|Antlers '12|Estes Park '13|Antlers '13|Orofino '14|The Dalles '17 |
03-05-2014, 04:02 PM | #3 |
Top Contributor
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ontario
Posts: 6,936
|
Is it better now !
Last edited by redjay; 03-05-2014 at 04:10 PM. |
03-05-2014, 04:27 PM | #4 |
Mega-Contributor
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever!
Posts: 21,926
|
Much better. That red on a grey background was difficult to read.
__________________
Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08|Custer '09|Cortez '10|Crescent City '11|Kanab '12|Antlers '12|Estes Park '13|Antlers '13|Orofino '14|The Dalles '17 |
03-05-2014, 08:53 PM | #5 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
|
How true on some of those.
__________________
2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951 |
03-05-2014, 11:45 PM | #6 |
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: South Shore, MA
Posts: 4,629
|
And Billy Connolly can sing too.
__________________
VBA # 02424 VROC # 35971 2010 Nomad 1700 Metallic Diablo Black/Metallic Titanium |
03-06-2014, 07:21 AM | #7 |
Sr. Contributor
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
|
hahahaha those are awesome!
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] |
03-06-2014, 07:36 AM | #8 |
Top Contributor
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ontario
Posts: 6,936
|
Billy Connolly also rides motorcycles.
Here he rides Route 66 in a 4 part series. Looks like he is driving a Rewaco trike ? |
03-08-2014, 04:55 AM | #9 |
Top Contributor
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Italy
Posts: 6,065
|
|
|
|
In Association with VBA Web | Join VBA Web Now! |