The Senior Prom

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-13-2011, 12:08 AM

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.

"Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"

"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complimented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand."

About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye.

"sh*t, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked.

"I took your advice."

"Didn't you compliment her?"

"Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She like that too."

"It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said.

"Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment."

"What did you say?"

"For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much."

**ringadingh** · 02-13-2011, 09:54 AM

Sometimes your at a loss for words.

Loafer · 02-13-2011, 10:21 AM

Always know when to shut up!

**wompus** · 02-13-2011, 10:56 PM

What part of Tennessee was she from!??

02-13-2011, 12:08 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Senior Prom Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!" "Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complimented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand." About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye. "sh*t, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked. "I took your advice." "Didn't you compliment her?" "Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She like that too." "It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said. "Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment." "What did you say?" "For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-13-2011, 09:54 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Senior Prom Sometimes your at a loss for words. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-13-2011, 10:21 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	The Senior Prom Always know when to shut up! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

02-13-2011, 10:56 PM	#4
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	The Senior Prom What part of Tennessee was she from!?? __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

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