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03-18-2010, 08:37 PM | #1 |
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> A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly > behaved 3 year-old grandson. > > It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child > screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit > aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. > > Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled > voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy." > > Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's > okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. > Hang in there, boy." > > At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, > and Gramps says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax > buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, > William." > > Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is > loading his groceries and the boy into the car. > > She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you > were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, > you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, > you just calmly kept saying things would be okay, William is very lucky > to have you as his grandpa." > > "Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the > little > bastard's name is Kevin."
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03-22-2010, 01:33 AM | #4 |
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