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Old 03-18-2010, 08:37 PM   #1
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> A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly
> behaved 3 year-old grandson.
>
> It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child
> screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit
> aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.
>
> Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled
> voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy."
>
> Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's
> okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here.
> Hang in there, boy."
>
> At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart,
> and Gramps says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax
> buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool,
> William."
>
> Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is
> loading his groceries and the boy into the car.
>
> She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you
> were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time,
> you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got,
> you just calmly kept saying things would be okay, William is very lucky
> to have you as his grandpa."
>
> "Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the
> little
> bastard's name is Kevin."
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Old 03-19-2010, 11:26 AM   #2
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