The physical

muz · 03-06-2014, 04:06 AM

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond; he's so good to me.
Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, as soon as i open the door, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God.
He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator again!

Loafer · 03-06-2014, 07:30 AM

I thought that steak tasted a little funny.

**ringadingh** · 03-06-2014, 09:56 AM

Old Bear · 03-06-2014, 10:47 AM

Oh, so, SO WRONG!

davidhollinger · 03-06-2014, 11:46 AM

I thought he was using the clapper!!

The Black Knight · 03-07-2014, 02:02 PM

**Kawhead** · 03-09-2014, 07:25 AM

That motion sensor I installed with the lights above the garage mystifies my wife.
I told her it was my magical idea.

03-06-2014, 04:06 AM	#1
muz Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Perth Australia Posts: 183	The physical A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond; he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, as soon as i open the door, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator again! __________________ "If it ain't broke...........fix it till it is" Last edited by muz; 03-06-2014 at 04:15 AM.

03-06-2014, 07:30 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I thought that steak tasted a little funny. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-06-2014, 09:56 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-06-2014, 10:47 AM	#4
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Oh, so, SO WRONG! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

03-06-2014, 11:46 AM	#5
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	I thought he was using the clapper!! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

03-07-2014, 02:02 PM	#6
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03-09-2014, 07:25 AM	#7
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	That motion sensor I installed with the lights above the garage mystifies my wife. I told her it was my magical idea. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead