Donald and Daisy

ridemslow · 11-22-2009, 03:16 PM

Donald and Daisy were spending the night in a hotel room and

Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate'

**ringadingh** · 11-22-2009, 05:44 PM

That quacked me up!

fish · 11-22-2009, 06:35 PM

dickhead

psychocycle · 11-24-2009, 08:09 AM

basco · 11-26-2009, 06:30 PM

::) ::)

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-01-2009, 01:50 AM

11-22-2009, 03:16 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Donald and Daisy Donald and Daisy were spending the night in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate' __________________

11-22-2009, 05:44 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Donald and Daisy That quacked me up! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-22-2009, 06:35 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Donald and Daisy dickhead __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-24-2009, 08:09 AM	#4
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11-26-2009, 06:30 PM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Donald and Daisy ::) ::)

12-01-2009, 01:50 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Donald and Daisy __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181