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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "OH, THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "OH, THAT? THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEB ROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.... "WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

3 women in a sauna
 

You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)

3 women in a sauna
 

Too funny! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

3 women in a sauna
 

Y....thank you...

3 women in a sauna
 

<marquee>Ahwooooo!!!</marquee>

3 women in a sauna
 

I wish I could do cool red and black letters too :(

3 women in a sauna
 

3 women in a sauna
 

...Y...Thank you...

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Hoorah!!

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move]ok I'm an idiot its not working[/move] [/glow] :( I want the black and red ones d**n it!
<s>testing</s> testing 1 2 3

<marquee>testing 123</marquee>

<marquee>This looks evil</marquee>

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Type what you're gonna type.... then highlight it with the mouse..... then click on the "<--M" or the "G"low.. ir whichever one after it's highlighted...

Nico

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And back off on the name calling..... there are no idiots on this fine forum except for me :) :)

and BD, BT, GH, & SWB.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

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I guess I have to go in and manually type in the font size. I kept clicking on it thinking it would get bigger. (did I just admit that?)

So Mr. Nico, should I exalt you or smite you for helping me?

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Good job!!!!!!!!!
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SMITE ME!!!!!!!!! </marquee>

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whoa..just like subliminal advertising.....

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