What scares you more?

[socwkbiker]

We've all been there.

Riding down the road and here comes a piece of newspaper floating towards us. Will it hit the windshield? Will it hit us in the face?

What about the plastic bag that magically finds its way toward our pipes, wrapping snuggly around them and melting to a lovely shade of poo.

Or the ugly hag at the biker hangout or your wife's friend who insists on taking a ride just to see if your machine has what it takes to handle her.

Come on folks, lets hear your opinions!

[trip]

Sounds like you've been there SWB..... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[dantama]

or your wife's friend who insists on taking a ride just to see if your machine has what it takes to handle her.



I would way enjoy taking any of my wife's friends "just to see if I can handle her"! One of them especially!

[bosko]

FINALLY, a serious poll. http://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif

Hmmm, lets see.

I can easily swat the newspaper away.
And the plastic bag can be pretty messy but some elbow grease and some Easy-off oven cleaner will take care of the pipes.

I'll have to go with #3, now that could be scary. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif especially if she refuses to use the passenger grab bars if you know what I mean. http://emoticons4u.com/evil/105.gif

[schoeney]

Women in mini vans!

[phenrichs]

[quote="SWB,voices tell me evil things":giugpv1b]

or your wife's friend who insists on taking a ride just to see if your machine has what it takes to handle her.



I would way enjoy taking any of my wife's friends "just to see if I can handle her"! One of them especially![/quote:giugpv1b]

+1000 on that. My wife is a nurse and some of her coworkers are NICE. I am more afraid of the plastic bag. Fat chicks don't scare me cause my Nomad can outrun them.

[rlfaubion]

I packed a 400lb'r - and kept'r up :)

[Todd]

I voted buttugly woman.........but seeing CJ and SWB really scare me more........hey wait, those are the same thing

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[trip]

FINALLY, a serious poll. http://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif

Hmmm, lets see.

I can easily swat the newspaper away.
And the plastic bag can be pretty messy but some elbow grease and some Easy-off oven cleaner will take care of the pipes.

I'll have to go with #3, now that could be scary. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif especially if she refuses to use the passenger grab bars if you know what I mean. http://emoticons4u.com/evil/105.gif

Nothing like a reach around before she sings. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

Why do you all think I willingly and happily bought hubby the brand new SOLO Corbin for his bike?! Number three will never have to happen.....or a drop-dead gorgeous woman either!! ;) http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[Todd]

Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!

[refugio]

I ain't scared..........LOL........Bring it on

[Todd]

I ain't scared..........LOL........Bring it on


Attaboy !!!!!! But have you seen SWB in person ??? ??? Even the strongest of heart turn and run away.

[jmorrow]

I packed a 400lb'r - and kept'r up :)


Did you pway the pwiano for her first, Wan???? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[watchman]

I voted plastic bag. The women don't scare me I let Liz lead!

[chainsaw]

I guess with women riding now and on this site, that 400 lbs can work the other way too. A lot more exciting on the reach around.

[01nomad]

As long as it isn't a deer, I'll deal with it after I don't miss it. With the fairing I've hit a few things I didn't see while riding behind something. Never any damage.

[reaper]

Sorry, but her in the land of blue hairs, and shorts with black socks and dress shoes, it's gotta be the land yacht with hands stretched up on the steering wheel and no head visible. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[skeeter]

Given the choices...#3. Butt even that's avoidable. Drop your bike 9on the crash bars) when you see your trapped and go ahead and let your fear show.
#1 fear is the self mover with furniture piled to the max. The last encounter with a matress, I survived by the grace of God and the good samaritan in the SUV that sped up in the lane next to me and ate it for me.
#2 drivers on cell phones
#3 gravel on curves

[caddman11]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Todd]

You realize that you don't have to be scared of the ugly woman if you have a plastic bag.....................................just make sure to cut some air holes in it .................................................. .........

[chainsaw]

Todd, I thought the plastic bag was for the driver to throw-up in after the 400 pounder got off the bike.

[darthvulcan]

She may be butt ugly, but if she has soft hands.... ;) ;)

Just avoid the urge to use your side mirrors.

[blowndodge]

Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!


<marquee>Here's Todd's CheriAnn!!!!!

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[towering]

Plastic bag

[socwkbiker]

You realize that you don't have to be scared of the ugly woman if you have a plastic bag.....................................just make sure to cut some air holes in it .................................................. .........

Isn't that what you wife has to do with you? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[rlfaubion]

[quote="Valdez (lone Juan)":gdxxdc4o]I packed a 400lb'r - and kept'r up :)


Did you pway the pwiano for her first, Wan???? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif[/quote:gdxxdc4o]

Ha ha ha,,,,,, no, this was a different town, different lady... ha ha ha. This gal was a friend, and being so big she certainly didn't get asked to ride. I'd had a few beers and decided I'd give it a go. Man, it was a workout!

[Bdog]

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. The 400lber always has nice looking girlfriends!..Bdog

[cheriann]

She may be butt ugly, but if she has soft hands.... ;) ;)

Just avoid the urge to use your side mirrors.

ROFLMAO! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

You are a SMART person!!!!! ;)

[cheriann]

[quote="todd (Nomadis Custodis)":dzkq69xb]Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!


<marquee>Here's Todd's CheriAnn!!!!!

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HOLY COW! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[cheriann]

Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!

I used to look up to you.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[Todd]

Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!

I used to look up to you.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

Its kinda like sleeping double in a single bed ......MORE FUNNER!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Todd]

[quote="todd (Nomadis Custodis)":whqczadl]You realize that you don't have to be scared of the ugly woman if you have a plastic bag.....................................just make sure to cut some air holes in it .................................................. .........

Isn't that what you wife has to do with you? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif[/quote:whqczadl]


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Nothing like riding double on a single seat though CheriAnn !!!!!

I used to look up to you.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

Thats new, because most of us, just look down, on him. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[paul]

Man, I can't be seen with no ugly woman http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif. I have a reputation to protect! ;)

[Todd]

I used to look up to you.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

Thats new, because most of us, just look down, on him. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif


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[trip]

Well, now that we've determined the many uses for plastic bags AND made me go blind by forcing me to look at that pic............I must say it's nice to have BD here again so that we can all look down on him. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

SWB graduates and get's a Master's Degree and thinks he's now qualified to start shiit with this thread..... sheeesh... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

That is SO nice of you!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
I would GLADLY ride with you...but one tip....you know how badly I LUST after the Nomad....better put plastic on the seats first ;)

[Todd]

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

That is SO nice of you!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
I would GLADLY ride with you...but one tip....you know how badly I LUST after the Nomad....better put plastic on the seats first ;)


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[socwkbiker]

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

That is SO nice of you!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
I would GLADLY ride with you...but one tip....you know how badly I LUST after the Nomad....better put plastic on the seats first ;)

Woo Hoo!!!
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[socwkbiker]

I guess with women riding now and on this site, that 400 lbs can work the other way too. A lot more exciting on the reach around.

Todd, I think Al just said you weigh 400 lbs! Oh wait, that's not far from the truth. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif Problem with her reaching around on BD is she won't find anything to hold! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif ;)

[cheriann]

Problem with her reaching around on BD is she won't find anything to hold! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif ;)

MEOW!!!! I thought women were brutal..... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[Todd]

[quote=" "CHAINSAW"":ba39vmv7]I guess with women riding now and on this site, that 400 lbs can work the other way too. A lot more exciting on the reach around.

Todd, I think Al just said you weigh 400 lbs! Oh wait, that's not far from the truth. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif Problem with her reaching around on BD is she won't find anything to hold! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif ;)[/quote:ba39vmv7]


Problem with that is BD riding enough for anyone to be on the bike with him............hell by the time you get to the end of the block, Mr. 1500 mile/year wants to go back home :-/ :-/ :-/

[dantama]

I'd had a few beers and decided I'd give it a go. Man, it was a workout!



Are we still talking about motorcycles here Juan? http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[bobzinger]

Being surprised by rocks, sand, sticks, or small dead animals on the road when I'm enjoying the scenery tend to wake me up!

[dhomoney]

FINALLY, a serious poll. http://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif

Hmmm, lets see.

I can easily swat the newspaper away.
And the plastic bag can be pretty messy but some elbow grease and some Easy-off oven cleaner will take care of the pipes.

I'll have to go with #3, now that could be scary. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif especially if she refuses to use the passenger grab bars if you know what I mean. http://emoticons4u.com/evil/105.gif

Nothing like a reach around before she sings. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Fatties and mopeds, both fun to ride till your friends see ya!!!! ROFL

[dhomoney]

<marquee>Here's Todd's CheriAnn!!!!!

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HOLY COW! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

You win the best pun award.

[dhomoney]

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

That is SO nice of you!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
I would GLADLY ride with you...but one tip....you know how badly I LUST after the Nomad....better put plastic on the seats first ;)

Best not to tell Trip "one tip". He might get the wrong idea!!!! :)

[taranis]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

[dhomoney]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Did your breakfast contain cottage cheese? :)

[Todd]

Now that's funny right there!!! I dont care who ya are!!

[socwkbiker]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Did your breakfast contain cottage cheese? :)

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[socwkbiker]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Better?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2227125016_99e45266b9_o.jpg

[cheriann]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Did your breakfast contain cottage cheese? :)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Sick/th23_28_108.gif What a nasty visual!!!

[trip]

And CheriAnn.....you're welcome to ride with me anytime.

That is SO nice of you!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
I would GLADLY ride with you...but one tip....you know how badly I LUST after the Nomad....better put plastic on the seats first ;)

No prob CheriAnn......that's why they make seats waterproof.

[dhomoney]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Better?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2227125016_99e45266b9_o.jpg

You are a sick, sick man.

[Todd]

Better?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2227125016_99e45266b9_o.jpg

You are a sick, sick man.


+1000000000

[kawgirl]

<marquee>GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</marquee>

[jmorrow]

A friend of mine once told me that big women need lovin too..... http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

[skeeter]

Now I've seen more than enough!

[dhomoney]

Now I've seen more than enough!

Hey is that a fat joke????? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[phenrichs]

A friend of mine once told me that big women need lovin too..... http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

I had a buddy that said that. We told him that he was just the man for the job.

[taranis]

Could you guys PLEASE stop quoting with that pic in it?!! I have a good breakfast I'd like to keep for a little while longer! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Better?

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DAHHH!!!!</marquee>

Must.. gouge.. eyeballls... the burning! ....the... melting! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

[cheriann]

Let me just remind you fellas.....
those very large women are the MOST grateful and will do ANYTHING to please!!!! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Naughty/BigGirl.gif

[Todd]

Hey, don't leave out us very large guys...........hey wait, that can be taken two ways............
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[dhomoney]

Let me just remind you fellas.....
those very large women are the MOST grateful and will do ANYTHING to please!!!! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Naughty/BigGirl.gif

Your almost as dirty as my wife CheriAnn. :)

[blowndodge]

Hey, don't leave out us very large guys...........hey wait, that can be taken two ways............
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Yes Todd, I expect you to take it more than one way! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
As least that's what Trip and Jeff told me!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

CheriAnn: The word "please" is now officially abolished from the dictionary!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

[trip]

I think Kawgirl said it all.......I didn't know they grew them that big. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

Let me just remind you fellas.....
those very large women are the MOST grateful and will do ANYTHING to please!!!! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Naughty/BigGirl.gif

Your almost as dirty as my wife CheriAnn. :)

AWESOME! Then you have just as much fun as my hubby does!!! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Naughty/muahaha.gif

[cheriann]

CheriAnn: The word "please" is now officially abolished from the dictionary!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

Ah come on.... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Funny/sarcastic_blum.gif

[cheriann]

I think Kawgirl said it all.......I didn't know they grew them that big. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

Hey, don't leave out us very large guys...........hey wait, that can be taken two ways............
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The only thing very large on you the head on your shoulders! Sorry dude, Beezer's been talking again.

This is the pic Todd didn't want to get out, but I found it

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/1808850328_32ec1cd36a_o.jpg

[dhomoney]

Trip, nice Optimus Prime outfit. Chicks dig you don't they.

[scion0]

I think Kawgirl said it all.......I didn't know they grew them that big. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Cheri Ann, isn't that another way of saying Trip is OLD? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Cheri Ann, isn't that another way of saying Trip is OLD? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

The key word to go along with "old" here, is EXPERIENCED! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Exercise/moto.gif

[trip]

I think Kawgirl said it all.......I didn't know they grew them that big. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Well thanks CheriAnn! Coming from you that's a real compliment. Now, if I can just turn the clock back, I'd be set. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[trip]

Trip, nice Optimus Prime outfit. Chicks dig you don't they.

Yep, chicks do dig me. I have chicks all around me. I run a chicken farm. (Just kidding).

[chainsaw]

Though it may be gray, at least he still has his hair. Gray hair is cool. I'm sure Trip would agree, there may be snow on the roof top, but I'll bet there's still a fire in the furnace. Take it from one old man that knows.

[socwkbiker]

I think Kawgirl said it all.......I didn't know they grew them that big. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/2004480730_94c4c3e24a_o.jpg http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[jmorrow]

[quote="Jim Dooley ":9t14cnkf]


Did you pway the pwiano for her first, Wan???? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Ha ha ha,,,,,, no, this was a different town, different lady... ha ha ha. This gal was a friend, and being so big she certainly didn't get asked to ride. I'd had a few beers and decided I'd give it a go. Man, it was a workout![/quote:9t14cnkf]

We are talking about the motorcycle ride being a workout!!!! Right??? ??? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

Trip, if I may....I LOVE your new signature pictures!!!! You are SO Handsome and Distinguished!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/2004480730_94c4c3e24a_o.jpg http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

ROFLMAO!!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
You made me laugh out loud!!!!!

[trip]

Though it may be gray, at least he still has his hair. Gray hair is cool. I'm sure Trip would agree, there may be snow on the roof top, but I'll bet there's still a fire in the furnace. Take it from one old man that knows.

AbsoFRICK'INlutely Chainsaw......

[traveler]

Any woman wanting a ride other than mine scares the begeebers out of me. If mama aint happy, no bodys happy. :-)

[blowndodge]

Someone smell shiit???? I smell shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt ttttttttttt http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[trip]

The smeller's the feller, BD. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Oh and not to change the subject, but I plan on getting a TFI in January. I'll get with you then for your professional guidance on installation. ;) ;)

[cheriann]

Any woman wanting a ride other than mine scares the begeebers out of me. If mama aint happy, no bodys happy. :-)

Smart man! I actually caused a BIG debate among the wives and girlfriends on our Kawi PA ride last year!!! I posted over there how upset I was that the wife of another biker in our local riding chapter ran over and jumped on the back of hubby's bike!!!! She never even looked my way to see if I would mind!!!

To make it worse, hubby ate up the attention!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif Riding behind them I watched him take the curves a little lower to drag floorboards, crank his external speakers louder, causing her to wiggle dance her upper body against him....GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

That's when I bought hubby a solo Corbin!!!!! Stay off my hubby's bike 'hoes!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/angry.gif:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>

EDIT: I forgot to post the results of the debate among the women...EVERY SINGLE WOMAN said they would be pissed if some other woman jumped on the back of their man's bike!!! ;)

[Todd]

WHOA........CheriAnn is the jealous type!!!

[cheriann]

WHOA........CheriAnn is the jealous type!!!

AH OH! Actually, I'm not REAL bad...just the "normal" kind that most wives have! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif Besides, all the other women said they would have been upset too!!!! ::)

If astrology means anything to you, I'm a Scorpio!!!! Full of passion, but along with all that passion comes some jealousy....gotta take the good with the bad, but I'm worth it!! ;)

[Todd]

LOL.........I don't know much about astrology or even astronomy for that matter.....but I do know that most of the women I know have been just like that...you gotta take the good with the bad......

...and before you say it, let me save you some typing.......most guys are probably like that too!!! ;) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[bosko]

WHOA........CheriAnn is the jealous type!!!

AH OH! Actually, I'm not REAL bad...just the "normal" kind that most wives have! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif Besides, all the other women said they would have been upset too!!!! ::)

;)

Just the normal type.. LOL ha ha ha http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

That's funny as hell. My wife must fall into the normal type. LOL

I would hate to have to deal with the REAL bad type. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[cheriann]

...and before you say it, let me save you some typing.......most guys are probably like that too!!! ;) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/Emicons/Funny/girl_haha.gif Yes, there are plenty of men like that too, but I don't mind!

[blowndodge]

LOL.........I don't know much about astrology or even astronomy for that matter.....but I do know that most of the women I know have been just like that...you gotta take the good with the bad......

...and before you say it, let me save you some typing.......most guys are probably like that too!!! ;) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

for a guy whom's dated both,,,,, thanks for that "insight" Toddster http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[trip]

Yep....jealousy makes a man say just about anything and makes a woman do just about anything. Been down that road too many times...on both sides. But hey......we've got to put a little spice in our lives. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cheriann]

Okay gang.....I just want to make sure my name isn't mud around here....YES, it bothered me, but more for a respect kind of thing! If I wanted to jump on a bike with a guy, and his wife was right there, out of respect for her, I would make she didn't mind BEFORE I planted my butt on the passenger seat and rubbed my breasts against his back dancing!! ;)

Normally, I don't have big jealousy issues. Heck, even hubby is good with that. Since we both started biking together we get tons of attention now. Thank goodness we handle it with ease.

As a final note....ask hubby.....I usually point out the nice looking women and skimpy dressed women for him http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

You're name's not mud at all. My wife would have felt the same way then kicked my ass when we got off the bike. So don't worry, you're not alone.

And what are you talking about BD? You've dated all both too.

[taranis]

CheriAnn, you're not alone there. Ann would be all over the woman that did that if it were me. You're name's not in the mud at all, but methinks the hubby might've been in the doghouse for awhile afterwards!

[dakals]

Sorry had to chose newspaper cause usually women don't ask me for a ride!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[trip]

Don't worry CheriAnn, you're name's not mud. I wouldn't blame anyone for getting mad if someone jumped on and didn't check first.

[dhomoney]

Any woman wanting a ride other than mine scares the begeebers out of me. If mama aint happy, no bodys happy. :-)

Smart man! I actually caused a BIG debate among the wives and girlfriends on our Kawi PA ride last year!!! I posted over there how upset I was that the wife of another biker in our local riding chapter ran over and jumped on the back of hubby's bike!!!! She never even looked my way to see if I would mind!!!

To make it worse, hubby ate up the attention!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif Riding behind them I watched him take the curves a little lower to drag floorboards, crank his external speakers louder, causing her to wiggle dance her upper body against him....GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

That's when I bought hubby a solo Corbin!!!!! Stay off my hubby's bike 'hoes!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/angry.gif:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>

EDIT: I forgot to post the results of the debate among the women...EVERY SINGLE WOMAN said they would be pissed if some other woman jumped on the back of their man's bike!!! ;)

Good for you girlie. There are only 3 other women that could hop on the back of my bike and my wife wouldn't get mad. That is my mother, her mother, and my sister. That is it. Well I guess you could say 4, but my sexy little girl Cleopatra is a dog! :)

[dhomoney]

Okay gang.....I just want to make sure my name isn't mud around here....YES, it bothered me, but more for a respect kind of thing! If I wanted to jump on a bike with a guy, and his wife was right there, out of respect for her, I would make she didn't mind BEFORE I planted my butt on the passenger seat and rubbed my breasts against his back dancing!! ;)

Normally, I don't have big jealousy issues. Heck, even hubby is good with that. Since we both started biking together we get tons of attention now. Thank goodness we handle it with ease.

As a final note....ask hubby.....I usually point out the nice looking women and skimpy dressed women for him http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

ROFL. My wife does the same. I can't tell you how many times since we have been together (7 year, 5 married) that she has turned to me and said "Did you see her?" and I never saw a thing. Sad, because when I was younger I noticed EVERYTHING. :)

[cheriann]

ROFL. My wife does the same. I can't tell you how many times since we have been together (7 year, 5 married) that she has turned to me and said "Did you see her?" and I never saw a thing. Sad, because when I was younger I noticed EVERYTHING. :)

The more you tell me about your wife, the more I like her!!!!
I sure do hope we can all meet one day http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

In fact, speaking of your dirty little wife (like me), allow me to get in a plug for my studded leather bike.....I just got the old school biker whip!!! I LOVE it!!!! I can carry my own whip everywhere I go now http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif Let another woman try to make a move on hubby in front of me again!!!! (Just kidding gang!!!)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/900LT/900BikerWhip-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/CheriKarp/900LT/900BikerWhip2.jpg

[blowndodge]

<marquee>This is what scares the hell out of me!!</marquee>

<marquee>http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/mooseknuckletodd.jpg</marquee>

[cheriann]

WOW BD!!!!! That's just plain CRUEL!!!! ;)

[Todd]

<marquee>This is what scares the hell out of me!!</marquee>

<marquee>http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/mooseknuckletodd.jpg</marquee>


ROFLMAO.............that was before I went on Atkins http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif


Hey, I was just thinkin'......you could drive your bike right up in there and it would be just like having a wheel chock ..... you wouldn't even need to put your kickstand down http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[radco]

<marquee>This is what scares the hell out of me!!</marquee>

<marquee>http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/mooseknuckletodd.jpg</marquee>
DAMNB BD Thats jus wrong http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif funny BUTT wrong ! I spilled my coffee all ove laughing ::)
Todd No Kickstand LMAO http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif Thatas just wrong as well butt funny as hell LOL

[blowndodge]

That wheel chock gave me a visual that I need to drink out of my mind to get rid of it you b@stard Todd! hahahahaha http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

<marquee>SWB scares me too! http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/ToiletSWB.jpg</marquee>

[Todd]

Dang Jeff...you gotta start eating...you're gettin' too thin!!!

[trip]

Whoa.....Photobucket banned BD's first pic, but I got a good look at the second. Throwing bleach into my eyeballs now.....can't stand the visual anymore.

[lw]

Whoa.....Photobucket banned BD's first pic, but I got a good look at the second. Throwing bleach into my eyeballs now.....can't stand the visual anymore.

Better than his page from the "Fat Boyz In Spandex" calendar I'm sure. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

Hey LW all that free publicity got you famous!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

I keep looking at Trip's footer and I can't help notice the resemblance around the eyes!

<marquee>http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/tripfootwdoc.jpg</marquee>

[lw]

Hey LW all that free publicity got you famous!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

I think the word is Infamous. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

<marquee>SWB scares me too! http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/ToiletSWB.jpg</marquee>

LMAO!!! Proof that using the ex-lax diet works! I had to move the toilet to the front porch just so I could get some fresh air! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[trip]

I keep looking at Trip's footer and I can't help notice the resemblance around the eyes!

<marquee>http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/tripfootwdoc.jpg</marquee>

Well, I have to say your Photoshop skills are right up there with Doc's, BD. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[cactusjack]

This is what scares the crap out me! If you see him, run the other way!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/1700Voyager.jpg

[trip]

Did you Photoshop his head CJ...or is it naturally that big?? And look....he's looking at himself in the mirror! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Alright BD come clean......

[Todd]

This is what scares the crap out me! If you see him, run the other way!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/blowndodge/1700Voyager.jpg

Damn CJ, that's the best photoshop I have ever seen......How did you get the head SO BIG and still make it look natural ?? Geez, could you imagine actually having a noggin THAT big and ugly..it would be horrible!!

[socwkbiker]

Aieeeeee my eyes! my eyes!!!!

[cactusjack]

That's not a photoshop job, that's BD's gourd on BD's body. First time he's sat on a bike in months! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[dhomoney]

I thought BD was the guy on the crapper? :)

[socwkbiker]

I thought BD was the guy on the crapper? :)

He's in the crapper getting a sample. Ewwww!

[dhomoney]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Turd burgler". :)

[Todd]

That's not a photoshop job, that's BD's gourd on BD's body. First time he's sat on a bike in months! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif


WOW....looks like a golf ball balanced on top of a toothpick!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif He prolly wiped the bike down for and hour after he got off it too!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

Shiit!!!!!! Jealous bastards!! Zeus was my father!

Yes Trip,,, I WAS looking at myself in the mirrow and thinking, 'how can one man be so damn handsome!'.

Nice try boyz. You can't touch this!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

No Todd, I "wiped" it down you ignorant bald headed no spelling dumb-ass mule!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

Hey dhomoney:

You pic looks like your got a good grip on that half role of dimes!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[bosko]

Hey dhomoney:

You pic looks like your got a good grip on that half role of dimes!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif


Ouch. LOL http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[Todd]

Shiit!!!!!! Jealous bastards!! Zeus was my father!

Yes Trip,,, I WAS looking at myself in the mirrow and thinking, 'how can one man be so damn handsome!'.

Nice try boyz. You can't touch this!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

No Todd, I "wiped" it down you ignorant bald headed no spelling dumb-ass mule!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif


ooops...need to phroofreed ;)

[socwkbiker]

Are you going to take that dhomoney? Don't let that little shiit say stuff like that to you!

[blowndodge]

BE CAREFULL dhomoney. "Are you going to take that" is a well-used opening line SWB uses on all men he hasn't met in person yet! Just ask Todd what happens next!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Next he'll tell you he's "right behind you!". It goes downhill from there! Or uphill if your as tall as Todd!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

Quit telling all of Todd's secrets! How's he going to get a date for the national rally? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[Todd]

Dates...Dates....we can bring dates!!??!!?? My wife ain't gonna like this since she can't come with me................

[blowndodge]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dhomoney]

Roll of dimes? sh*t dawg, I'm missing my right leg. In that picture I am excited. I don't need prosthetics. Not don't make me make you my bitch cause if I have to, then I hope you like salad, cause you'll be a tossin'.

[Todd]

OH GOD THE VISUAL IS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE...............YEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!

[blowndodge]

If ya feel that way Todd then just jump in and be the Salad Man!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[unwind2]

Bailouts!!!!!!

[trip]

Roll of dimes? sh*t dawg, I'm missing my right leg. In that picture I am excited. I don't need prosthetics. Not don't make me make you my bitch cause if I have to, then I hope you like salad, cause you'll be a tossin'.

BWah ah ah!!! I've got this image of BD cart-wheeling in the air with a ceasar salad in one hand and a fork in the other. LMAO.

Good way to loose weight BD.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

Trip, I think your train hasn't pulled into town yet!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Todd and dhomoney will explain it to ya!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[socwkbiker]

Bailouts!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

I agree Todd, that was one visual I didn't need!

[Todd]

Trip, I think your train hasn't pulled into town yet!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Todd and dhomoney will explain it to ya!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif




OOOOHHHHHH NO!!! I'm not tellin' Dad what kind of filth you are spewing from your mouth!!!!! (pun intended) I would suggest urbandictionary.com (http://urbandictionary.com)

[dhomoney]

Beware Todd is known as "Salad Shooter"!!!!! :)

[dabull]

urbandictionary.com......are you kidding me.....LOL