jmorrow
10-07-2008, 04:04 PM
The
sharing of marriage...
The old man placed order for one hamburger,
French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took
a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between
them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around
them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were
thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came
to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing
everything.
People
closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank
you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man
finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man
again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
(Continue
below - )
'THE
TEETH.
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sharing of marriage...
The old man placed order for one hamburger,
French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took
a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between
them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around
them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were
thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came
to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing
everything.
People
closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank
you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man
finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man
again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
(Continue
below - )
'THE
TEETH.
(Smile!!!) http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif