indisputable mathematical logic

[papat]

Someone sent me this indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me
Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* **

**And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,*

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard
work* and*Knowledge will get you close and
**Attitude** will get you there. Its the** Bullsh*t *and* A** kissing
*that will put you over the top.

[jmorrow]

I believe it. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[mmartin]

I believe it
I work for some people who give more than 118%, called management http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

LOL, now that's funny!

[beezer]

http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[ringadingh]

Where I work they like to be called administration. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[dakals]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!