Oh my BUTT!

[radco]

Went to Va.. in June for my ride.. about 900 miles from my house the way I went,,When I finally made it to Natural Bridge Va..with a day stop in Ct.and York Pa. MY BUTT was ON FIRE :'( Like my Mistress put spikes in her whip and whipped my BUTT EXTRA HARD http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif,, Man I was a REAL SORE AZZ ::)..
SO redid the stock seat.. at a Local shop.. Added a Saddleman Gel Pad, 1/2" foam over the Gel..Got rid of the taper on the back of the seat..and made it alittle wider..and recovered it.
....and when I first sat in it I said WOW....I could slid back alittle farther.seemed to sit lower ???must be because I am in the Saddle not on it http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif..Only did 20 miles..friggin rain plus Im on emergency call. :-[ Felt real nice,,and another good thing is NO BALL shifting..or crushing...you know when your nuts keep sliding back to the point you allmost sit on them http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif.
HOPE this seat works for the long haul. ::)...and I didnt waste 275$ LOL............ Richhttp://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat3a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat2a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat1a.jpg

Photos! Please post photos!

Of the seat, of the seat! Not photos of your flaming sore azz, Rich! http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[cactusjack]

I'm glad you're more comfortable now, Rich.

[mrfuni]

Glad you did something to get rid of the Butt Fire!
Ruins a ride every time...

[markusmaximus]

Went to Va.. in June for my ride.. about 900 miles from my house the way I went,,When I finally made it to Natural Bridge Va..with a day stop in Ct.and York Pa. MY BUTT was ON FIRE :'( Like my Mistress put spikes in her whip and whipped my BUTT EXTRA HARD http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif,, Man I was a REAL SORE AZZ ::)..
SO redid the stock seat.. at a Local shop.. Added a Saddleman Gel Pad, 1/2" foam over the Gel..Got rid of the taper on the back of the seat..and made it alittle wider..and recovered it.
....and when I first sat in it I said WOW....I could slid back alittle farther.seemed to sit lower ???must be because I am in the Saddle not on it http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif..Only did 20 miles..friggin rain plus Im on emergency call. :-[ Felt real nice,,and another good thing is NO BALL shifting..or crushing...you know when your nuts keep sliding back to the point you allmost sit on them :o.
HOPE this seat works for the long haul. ::)...and I didnt waste 275$ LOL............ Rich


I cringed when I read about ball crushing. Just had a vasectomy today. No seat feels comfy right now. Glad your seat feels better. Would like to see some pics.

...I cringed when I read about ball crushing. Just had a vasectomy today....


OK, let's have a show of hands. How many of you guys out there just squirmed in your seat a little bit, just reading that?

http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

[fish]

Invest in a NUT BRA http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[radco]

Invest in a NUT BRA http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

LOL I was waiting to see who posted that http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[cactusjack]

Went to Va.. in June for my ride.. about 900 miles from my house the way I went,,When I finally made it to Natural Bridge Va..with a day stop in Ct.and York Pa. MY BUTT was ON FIRE :'( Like my Mistress put spikes in her whip and whipped my BUTT EXTRA HARD http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif,, Man I was a REAL SORE AZZ ::)..
SO redid the stock seat.. at a Local shop.. Added a Saddleman Gel Pad, 1/2" foam over the Gel..Got rid of the taper on the back of the seat..and made it alittle wider..and recovered it.
....and when I first sat in it I said WOW....I could slid back alittle farther.seemed to sit lower ???must be because I am in the Saddle not on it http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif..Only did 20 miles..friggin rain plus Im on emergency call. :-[ Felt real nice,,and another good thing is NO BALL shifting..or crushing...you know when your nuts keep sliding back to the point you allmost sit on them :o.
HOPE this seat works for the long haul. ::)...and I didnt waste 275$ LOL............ Rich


I cringed when I read about ball crushing. Just had a vasectomy today. No seat feels comfy right now. Glad your seat feels better. Would like to see some pics.


I got gelded 17 years ago. You'll be good as new in a week or so. Take it easy...I mean it.

...I got gelded 17 years ago. You'll be good as new in a week or so. Take it easy...I mean it.

I had a vasectomy in 1982. I had no complications at all; but I still squirm a little when people talk about them.

[radco]

I couldn't get up ::) the nerve to get a vasectomy,I was afraid the Doc would sneeze and I http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif and him asking me if I liked the Name Regina instead of Richard ::)
Pics of my seat http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat3a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat2a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat1a.jpg

[nomad1600]

I had one in 1979 and another one in 1983. Go figure that one!!!!

[fish]

23 years ago I started to shoot blanks http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[mrfuni]

20 years ago for me, and yes, you'll feel better in a week.

Sounds like a good poll question..

Rich it really is a minor, minor surgery. You've cut yourself worse shaving.

BTW, Rich, did he recover the seat or just modify your existing cover or ???

I had one in 1979 and another one in 1983. Go figure that one!!!!

You're supposed to do both sides at one time you know... ;)

[radco]

BTW, Rich, did he recover the seat or just modify your existing cover or ???
Greg,,,RECOVERED the seat as well.....When it stops raining Ill give it a real test :)...Rich
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat3a.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat1a.jpg

[skeet]

I cringed when I read about ball crushing. Just had a vasectomy today. No seat feels comfy right now. Glad your seat feels better. Would like to see some pics.


I have always heard that these will help when you have the "Big V"!!

Skeet

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h295/sarge384/canned_veg_peas_GG.jpg

[formikec]

TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI...you all are killing me, I'm going to have nightmares tonight for sure...

[scion0]

...I cringed when I read about ball crushing. Just had a vasectomy today....


OK, let's have a show of hands. How many of you guys out there just squirmed in your seat a little bit, just reading that?

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http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif :'( :'( :'(

[skeeter]

Just say NEIGH!

[bigjohn]

No simpathy for the vas dif seperation around here.

[aj]

Oh my butt is close!! the nipping gear was working overtime just at the thought! and then there was the slipping/sitting!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif :'(

[fish]

Rich it really is a minor, minor surgery. You've cut yourself worse shaving.
caddman why are you shaving down there ??? ... waite, I really don't want to know http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

Once your on the table your not going anywhere because they have you by the balls :-/ http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif :-[

[beezer]

If anyone needs a sperm donor my services cum cheap http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[racinchef]

I should have known better than to click on a thread started by Radco with the title "Oh My BUTT", but lately I just don't seem to listen to the good voices in my head. As if the Chrome Thong picture in my head wasn't enough to deter me either. I guess I just never learn

[markusmaximus]

I couldn't get up ::) the nerve to get a vasectomy,I was afraid the Doc would sneeze and I http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif and him asking me if I liked the Name Regina instead of Richard ::)
Pics of my seat http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat3a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat2a.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat1a.jpg


Don't make me laugh. It hurts... literally.

[radco]

I should have known better than to click on a thread started by Radco with the title "Oh My BUTT", but lately I just don't seem to listen to the good voices in my head. As if the Chrome Thong picture in my head wasn't enough to deter me either. I guess I just never learn
BRUCE,,,YOUR Brain is still burning from the CHROME THONG Image http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif,, Guess I put a New meaning to the word ASSBURN LOL......My ASSBURN gives you a headache not take it away LOL........Richhttp://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat3a.jpg
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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Radco1890/Nomad/seat1a.jpg

[racinchef]

I'm over the chrome thong image, so much so that a nut bra doesn't even phase me. I just have to look at pitchers of nekkid wimen.

[unwind2]

Well at least he went thru with the surgery. My hubbie chickened out years ago so I had a tubal....much more of a major surgery for a women to have a tubal than a guy to have a vesectomy. :-/

Don't make me laugh. It hurts... literally.

Yeah, try not to laugh for a few days. Also, don't look at Racinchef's pitchers of nekkid women. Not 'til those stitches heal. ::)

[markusmaximus]

Well at least he went thru with the surgery. My hubbie chickened out years ago so I had a tubal....much more of a major surgery for a women to have a tubal than a guy to have a vesectomy. :-/

My wife asked in the waiting room if I wanted to change my mind and not go through with it. I responded that she did her part in birthing our daughters, a vasectomy was the least I could do.

[ridemslow]

Had the Vas in '79, But i can sympathize with you on the nut thing. Thats why i am trying to buy a seat from a Classic. Take a look at the way yours is cut now, and the Classic's cut and if you are able, sit on both at a dealer and you'll see/feel the same difference. as for the repaking, I think if I am able to get one, I will have it redone. On my Nomad, I gotta stop ocassionally and stand up to let my boys swing free.

[ridemslow]

Yeal he's a chicken. The worst part of my surgery, is either the hair growing back, or the embarrasing task of having to take a 'sample' in to this buxom blond nurse in the low cut outfit to put under the scope to certify me clean. http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif Entire surgery only took about 45 mints and i went to school that evening, back to work the next day. http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif


Well at least he went thru with the surgery. My hubbie chickened out years ago so I had a tubal....much more of a major surgery for a women to have a tubal than a guy to have a vesectomy. :-/

[ridemslow]

Get you a good supply of girly books Beeze.



If anyone needs a sperm donor my services cum cheap http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[fish]

:-[ :-[ :-[ on taking a sample in and handing it to a nurse :-[ :-[
Yeal he's a chicken. The worst part of my surgery, is either the hair growing back, or the embarrasing task of having to take a 'sample' in to this buxom blond nurse in the low cut outfit to put under the scope to certify me clean. http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif Entire surgery only took about 45 mints and i went to school that evening, back to work the next day. http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif


Well at least he went thru with the surgery. My hubbie chickened out years ago so I had a tubal....much more of a major surgery for a women to have a tubal than a guy to have a vesectomy. :-/

[racinchef]

I hope you're happy Radco! See what your thread has degenerated into! Its your fault!

[radco]

LOL seats to Vasectomy's LOL WOW what a group ::) ,,I never had a Knife swing near my Johnson and plan to keep it that way. ::)Rich

[cactusjack]

If we vasectomy "survivors" got together to sing, we'd sound like the Vienna Boys Choir. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

The same day I had my surgery, I was back at home resting on the couch, the local anesthetic was just starting to wear off and my wife opened the back door and let our puppy in. He raced towards me and jumped and ......guess where he landed? Yup! My wife has never heard me scream like that since. Honey, get me the percocet RIGHT NOW!

[skimo]

Well as far as the seat goes I got a seat from a buddy who has a Classic, what a difference in seats totally different cut to the Classic seat.

Mark, here's my vasectomy story or warning. Go have a sample tested again every couple of years. Had it done in 1987 and later in 1994 the wife shows up pregant. I suspected the UPS man but she said no way you're going back to the doc because you did this to me. Well sure as ****. there were tadpoles swimming free again. So I got another daughter out of the deal that's now 13 and has it made according to her older brother and sister who are 21 and 23. And yes I got fixed again in 1995 so far so good. Just wish I could have video captured the look on the Doctor's face after he said "I can fix that for you "as he viewed my pregant wife and me at his office. And I responded you did that already don't you remember. It was priceless. So yeap I'm a .001 percenter and the *** lotto is still eluding me.

[fish]

So is the doctor paying support for you daughter??
My Dr. said he just doesn't "snip" the little tube but cuts a small piece out of it so there is no chance of growing back together.

Taking about vasectomies is one thing but lets NOT start a conservation about Hemorrhoids http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif :( :-[

[markusmaximus]

Well as far as the seat goes I got a seat from a buddy who has a Classic, what a difference in seats totally different cut to the Classic seat.

Mark, here's my vasectomy story or warning. Go have a sample tested again every couple of years. Had it done in 1987 and later in 1994 the wife shows up pregnant. I suspected the UPS man but she said no way you're going back to the doc because you did this to me. Well sure as ****. there were tadpoles swimming free again. So I got another daughter out of the deal that's now 13 and has it made according to her older brother and sister who are 21 and 23. And yes I got fixed again in 1995 so far so good. Just wish I could have video captured the look on the Doctor's face after he said "I can fix that for you "as he viewed my pregnant wife and me at his office. And I responded you did that already don't you remember. It was priceless. So yeap I'm a .001 percenter and the *** lotto is still eluding me.

Wow, Skimo. You are definitely in the minority. I never knew until I had the surgery (BTW, I use the term "surgery" instead of "procedure" around the wife. I get more sympathy and fewer honey-do requests ;) ). The doc said re-canalization, or growing together of the severed vas deferens, is possible. That's probably what happened to you. I agree that it's well worth taking in a sample for analysis once a year or two. In the meantime, I have to "clean the pipes" often until the samples are clear. After 18 years of marriage, it will feel like our honeymoon again. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[skimo]

So is the doctor paying support for you daughter??

No, some things are just meant to be. And some smart doctors have you sign that waiver because nothing is 100 percent.

Yeap doc cut out sections of the supply line and burnt the ends but in some rare cases there can be re-canalization. Just remeber it's not like the tap has to be all the way open, a small leak will get the job done if the timing is right. Usually the count is going to be low with re-canalization, just a small leak is all is takes.

[redjay]

I read the posts and the memories came flooding back. The vasectomy was about 10 years ago for me. All was well for about 4 weeks after, then it all started to go horribly wrong. One of my n*#s swelled to the size of a tennis ball. The pain was unbelievable and walking was very painful. I was in agony for about a week until the swelling subsided. I went to see the surgeon that performed the procedure and he had never had anyone else experience what I had experienced. I had to live with being called goat balls at work for a few months after that.

[beezer]

So is the doctor paying support for you daughter??
My Dr. said he just doesn't "snip" the little tube but cuts a small piece out of it so there is no chance of growing back together.

Taking about vasectomies is one thing but lets NOT start a conservation about Hemorrhoids http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif :( :-[


Did someone mention Hemorrhoids http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[formikec]

So is the doctor paying support for you daughter??
My Dr. said he just doesn't "snip" the little tube but cuts a small piece out of it so there is no chance of growing back together.

Taking about vasectomies is one thing but lets NOT start a conservation about Hemorrhoids http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif :( :-[


Did someone mention Hemorrhoids http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

Yes...and Goat Balls...although, not in the same sentence.....THANK GOD. ;)

TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI... http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[cactusjack]

I read the posts and the memories came flooding back. The vasectomy was about 10 years ago for me. All was well for about 4 weeks after, then it all started to go horribly wrong. One of my n*#s swelled to the size of a tennis ball. The pain was unbelievable and walking was very painful. I was in agony for about a week until the swelling subsided. I went to see the surgeon that performed the procedure and he had never had anyone else experience what I had experienced. I had to live with being called goat balls at work for a few months after that.

20 years or so ago, I was helping my brother-in-law put a new engine in his car. Lots of lifting and heavy work. I got this pain down in my groin area and thought I had herniated myself. Horrible, excruciating pain. I went to a doctor a day or two later and he said I had an infected testicle. Damn thing swelled like an orange. You don't realize how much of your inner anatomy is inter-connected until you have an experience like that. Every move I made aggravated it. I lived off antibiotics and demerol for 2 weeks. Worst pain of my life.

[chainsaw]

How did this end up about your nuts and not your seat?

[billmac]

How did this end up about your nuts and not your seat?

I agree. I had almost forgot about my vas until I read these posts. This is worse than talking monkey butt, IMHO.

[unwind2]

How did this end up about your nuts and not your seat?

LOL ...The same way it would if folks were standing around talking. ;)

So I'll add my story. We have a friend who he had the vas....several years later they have a boy - yep he looks just like daddy. Snip Snip

[radco]

SNIP SNIP is better then SNIP DROP http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[formikec]

Little Baby Jesus, please tell me why I keep coming back to this thread. lol ;)

[skeeter]

Little Baby Jesus, please tell me why I keep coming back to this thread. lol ;)

Innocense is out the door and Jesus is all growed up.

Is a hemorrhoid a herniated rhoid? I think I had that!

[unwind2]

Yikes if we're going to to from talking about vasectomys to talking about hemmeriodectomys I may have to start speed scrolling. http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

[ridemslow]

UH--- What's a hemmeriodectomy? Don't mean to be playin dumb here, but I don't know. :-[


Yikes if we're going to to from talking about vasectomys to talking about hemmeriodectomys I may have to start speed scrolling. http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

[markusmaximus]

UH--- What's a hemmeriodectomy? Don't mean to be playin dumb here, but I don't know. :-[


Yikes if we're going to to from talking about vasectomys to talking about hemmeriodectomys I may have to start speed scrolling. http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

Surgical removal of a hemorrhoid.
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoidectomy-for-hemorrhoids

Here's a pic that will leave you clinching.
http://www.medscape.com/content/2004/00/47/20/472059/art-472059.fig1.jpg

And for those of you who want to learn at home...
http://www.aafp.org/afp/20020415/1629.html

[beezer]

Here's a pic that will leave you clinching.
http://www.medscape.com/content/2004/00/47/20/472059/art-472059.fig1.jpg

I think that's the buttplug that BD endorses in the garage section http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

[dogdoc]

High jacked!

[markusmaximus]

Here's a pic that will leave you clinching.
http://www.medscape.com/content/2004/00/47/20/472059/art-472059.fig1.jpg

I think that's the buttplug that BD endorses in the garage section http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif

Beezer, this is too creepy. We posted the same sick link within minutes. Now I truly know the depth of your sickness.

[skeet]

Here in the south, they just tie a string around it, tightly, until it falls off!!

Skeet

[skeet]

Guaranteed to keep that firey butt, cool....

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h295/sarge384/monkey_logo.jpg

Skeet

Good lord. I leave for 9 days and come back to this...... It's damned good to be home.

[fish]

Here in the south, they just tie a string around it, tightly, until it falls off!!

Skeet

Thats only if they are on the outside.

[kawgirl]

And for some reason I keep clicking on the next page of this thread to see where it's going!

[unwind2]

And for some reason I keep clicking on the next page of this thread to see where it's going!

Me Too! http://s2.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif

[radco]

Me 3 http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif amazing how a seat thread got alittle off track about crushing your nuts to getting your nuts cut and hemorrhoids,, WOW LOL

[coacha]

Trip may have to move this over to the adults only area.

I want to see the equation that takes us from seat mods to crushed nuts to vasectomy to hemorrhoids to hernias to self-serve surgeries. LOL.

[macmac]

LOL to funny.... I got my 'wings' clipped in 82 as well. The doc said i would be out of action for 2 weeks.. My wife if the time took that as good news, except the doc was WRONG. Try 2 days..

Being 145 pounds has it advantages.. I have a cheap sheep hide which rarely gets used.. it is a off white and gets more use when the sun is hot on that black vinal than any other time..

[formikec]

OMG, the advertisement feed at the top sure is doing it's job based on the page content. I clicked on page 5 to read, and what behold was the banner ad at top?????

GayChubbyDating(dot)com

ROFLMBO

And I was just going to post that I was proud I didn't click on that nasty hemorrhoid pic you guys posted...now I'm even prouder I didn't click on that banner ad. hahaha

[skeeter]

[quote="ridemslow ":ookh6fhd]UH--- What's a hemmeriodectomy? Don't mean to be playin dumb here, but I don't know. :-[



Surgical removal of a hemorrhoid.
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoidectomy-for-hemorrhoids

Here's a pic that will leave you clinching.
http://www.medscape.com/content/2004/00/47/20/472059/art-472059.fig1.jpg

And for those of you who want to learn at home...
http://www.aafp.org/afp/20020415/1629.html

[/quote:ookh6fhd]

I just couldn't bring myself to look!

[skeeter]

Here in the south, they just tie a string around it, tightly, until it falls off!!

Skeet

Could hardly stop laughing.

We's modernized over hear

http://www.enasco.com/product/C15307(X)N

product # C15307(X)N - Has to have the (X)N

Don't know why the link wouldn't take the (X)N

[markusmaximus]

Here in the south, they just tie a string around it, tightly, until it falls off!!

Skeet

Could hardly stop laughing.

We's modernized over hear

http://www.enasco.com/product/C15307(X)N

product # C15307(X)N - Has to have the (X)N

Don't know why the link wouldn't take the (X)N

And the other end can be used as a speculum.

[skeeter]

ROFLMBO! Multipurpose! Very useful and cheap too.

[dkdixie]

Can a "baffectomy" cure hemorrhoids???????

[kawgirl]

Why am I in here again??? Wrong turn! LOL

[cactusjack]

I think we've beat this horse to death...twice!

[blowndodge]

you just that the title was Oh my Beer!!!

[unwind2]

I think we've beat this horse to death...twice!

I'd like to see that horse though - vasectomy, hemorroidectomy, tubal,baffelectomy...LOL

[radco]

I GUESS this turnded into a POLE thread instead of a Q&A http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif people with warped minds,got to love it LOL

[fish]

http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif ;)

[skeeter]

You'll have to visit the horse at the horsepistol. It's on life support.

[unwind2]

You'll have to visit the horse at the horsepistol. It's on life support.

Good One!