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Loafer
05-12-2015, 12:27 PM
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch
of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?

OldSchool
05-12-2015, 12:39 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

The Black Knight
05-12-2015, 01:44 PM
:lmao::lmao::tup:

SnowPusher
05-12-2015, 03:01 PM
Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?

Loafer
05-12-2015, 04:57 PM
Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?


Me Thinks It would Add To The Humor. :cheers:

mick56
05-13-2015, 02:37 AM
Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?

More likely to be a paddy than a Taffy :tup:

ringadingh
05-13-2015, 08:41 AM
:lol::tup:

lar
05-18-2015, 12:11 AM
:lol::lmao::lol: