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Loafer
10-20-2014, 07:11 AM
Another old one, I must have fallen into the Abyss.

Grumpy's Truck
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Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused grumpy, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told grumpy and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Grumpy, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, grumpy quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house....walked home......and left it there all night.....

ringadingh
10-20-2014, 09:02 AM
:tup::tup::D Good for Grumpy!

Silent Sam
10-20-2014, 03:06 PM
.... :lmao: :tup: :D

BudMan
10-20-2014, 03:46 PM
:D:D

The Black Knight
10-20-2014, 05:52 PM
:tup::D

duffy
10-21-2014, 01:20 PM
Oh yeah, and take pics to put on the church ad board.