Monkey Butt

[towering]

How do you deal with monkey butt on a long road trip.

[blowndodge]

I make Nico ride his own bike!!!

[towering]

I have a gel pad but its only good for about 50 miles. Im looking to go farther before i need to stop

[beezer]

get a Mustang

[Top Cat]

get a Mustang
Your tellin' the guy to buy a horse ???
you guys ever notice some of the banners on the top of the pages. They try to make them coincide with the topic of the thread. The title of this thread is Monkey Butt. The banner advertised Gay Chubbie Dating. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[redjay]

How do you deal with monkey butt on a long road trip.

It would appear that some things work for some people and dont for others. Start with something cheap and try that, ie a gel pad or sheepskin. Maybe the only solution for you is a Mustang or Russell Day Long seat.

[ells]

A little flexing the gluteus maximus helps, just something to keep the blood flow
going. I'm unusually good to about 100+ mi on the stock seat with out a brief stop, but am considering some sort of cover/pad for the longest trips. I need to try setting on one of the custom seats to see if they'd be worth it, many here seem to think so.

[markusmaximus]

[quote=" beezer":uqc4qish]get a Mustang
Your tellin' the guy to buy a horse ???
you guys ever notice some of the banners on the top of the pages. They try to make them coincide with the topic of the thread. The title of this thread is Monkey Butt. The banner advertised Gay Chubbie Dating. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif[/quote:uqc4qish]

I never noticed. Now that is funny.

[hollywood]

I believe the definition of Monkey Butt is a rash you get from sweat and the skin rubbing together. Monkey Butt has to be better than crotch rot......Try a little Gold Bond Powder before you ride and again after your shower. Baby powder might help too. There is also a powder called Monkey Butt made just for it

Although some of you guys that sweat like piggies might end up with PASTE in your shorts lol

[quote=" beezer":gr7s69u3]get a Mustang
Your tellin' the guy to buy a horse ???
you guys ever notice some of the banners on the top of the pages. They try to make them coincide with the topic of the thread. The title of this thread is Monkey Butt. The banner advertised Gay Chubbie Dating. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif[/quote:gr7s69u3]

Hah! The one I got was "Cosmic Monkey Ringtone".

(I never noticed that either.)

[cactusjack]

Yeah, the advertising banners at the top of the page are topical. Sometimes they come up with some weird ads.

Kind of like if you google some obscure thing like "steer manure" and you get these hits like: "Buy steer manure at overstock.com" or "Compare prices on steer manure at shopzilla".

I know Cycle Gear sells the monkey butt powder. I can't imagine it's much more than talcum powder or corn starch.

[ponch]

get a Mustang

doesn't cure it. You need a sheepskin cover.

[mrfuni]

Mustang seat with a sheepskin pad. Keeping the bottom cool and moisture free is the key. A little Gold Bond Medicated Powder before the ride and after a shower.

Free sample here:
http://fsisolutions.com/goldbondpowder/

Also try underwear that "wicks" the moisture away from your skin.
Joe

[mikesth]

gee - a guy asks for help....

Try this http://www.goldbond.com/_images/gbpowder_page.jpg

[towering]

Thanks to Hollywood and Mikesth for your advice. Please dont worry about the comments from some of these BOZO's. Its normal for this forum.

[ells]

Thanks towering, now I know what monkey butt is, guess I've never experienced it, other than being the monkey at the butt of some of the humor here sometimes.

[unwind2]

[quote=" beezer":00ygr33k]get a Mustang
Your tellin' the guy to buy a horse ???
you guys ever notice some of the banners on the top of the pages. They try to make them coincide with the topic of the thread. The title of this thread is Monkey Butt. The banner advertised Gay Chubbie Dating. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif[/quote:00ygr33k]

When I look at this thread the banner at the top was advertising 'beautiful monkey cages'. LOL It is entertaining to see what the banner will advertise based on the thread title.

[unwind2]

Oh no-now it's advertising butt inplant surgery. ::) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[VulcanE]

The best thing that I've found is the beaded seatcovers from www.beadrider.com (http://www.beadrider.com) They are EXTREAMLY comfortable to sit on for long periods and as you ride down the road, you can feel the cool air passing under your buttocks. When you stop, and get off your bike, your not going around pulling your shorts out of your crack.

[misunderstood]

I resent this thread

[nighthawk700]

I've been to some Iron Butt talks by Don Arthur, the retired admiral who was in charge of all of Naval medical services, and who has many many miles under his belt. He said that baby power was better than the Gold Bond and other medical type powders because the "tingling" actually was not good for your skin. I switched over to baby powder (helped that I had a baby in the house so tried some of hers) and it worked well for me. Plus it's easier to find, and usually cheaper than Gold Bond. I even got it when I was getting all sweaty and uncomfortable when in Israel.

[VulcanE]

I resent this thread

Sorry about that misunderstood, http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif, butt after all, we didn't call it "CHIMP BUTT" http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Oh no-now it's advertising butt inplant surgery. ::) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

Keep it clean! ;)

[dogdoc]

Mustang seat w/ a mustang back rest and gelpad sheepskin cover.

[redeye]

Monkey Butt at eBubbles
Anti Monkey Butt Powder with Free Samples and Free Giftwrap!
www.ebubbles

This popped up in the banner ad

[redeye]

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This is too funny

[bobzinger]

A seat that fits you good will help prevent hot spots.
Back when I had my stock seat I wore polypropylene compression shorts under my jeans...they seemed to keep me cooler.
I've never gotten Monkey Butt on my Russells Day-Long seat.

[scott2007nomad]

http://antimonkeybutt.com/

[dragon57]

I have airhawks on front and rear.
The best thing going IMHO

[spirello]

Get rid of the stock seat and get a mustang with drivers backrest. Your monkey will thank you for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobzinger]

I used an airhawk before getting my Russells and it helped...but they are Monkey Butt UGLY!