03-12-2008, 04:43 PM
THE AUDIT !!!
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty
little man) to
audit a synagogue.
The auditor is doing all the checks, and then
turns to the Rabbi
and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of
candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually
save them up.
When we have enough, we send them back to the
candle maker. And
every now and then, they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed
that his question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought
he'd try another
question, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what
about all these
matzo purchases? What do you do...with the crumbs
from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we
actually collect up the
crumbs, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every
now and then they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with
all the foreskins
from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the
Rabbi. "What we do
is save up all the foreskins. And when we have
enough we actually
send them to the Internal Revenue Service."
"Internal Revenue Service?" questioned the
auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue
Service. And,
about once a year, they send us a little prick
like you."
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty
little man) to
audit a synagogue.
The auditor is doing all the checks, and then
turns to the Rabbi
and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of
candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually
save them up.
When we have enough, we send them back to the
candle maker. And
every now and then, they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed
that his question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought
he'd try another
question, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what
about all these
matzo purchases? What do you do...with the crumbs
from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we
actually collect up the
crumbs, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every
now and then they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with
all the foreskins
from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the
Rabbi. "What we do
is save up all the foreskins. And when we have
enough we actually
send them to the Internal Revenue Service."
"Internal Revenue Service?" questioned the
auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue
Service. And,
about once a year, they send us a little prick
like you."