wompus
01-27-2011, 08:49 PM
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I do down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a PARACHUTE CLUB.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 78 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes!"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a PROSTITUTES CLUB
not a PARACHUTE CLUB!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week.
LIFE AS A SENIOR CITIZEN IS NOT GETTING ANY EASIER.
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She suggested I do down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a PARACHUTE CLUB.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 78 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes!"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a PROSTITUTES CLUB
not a PARACHUTE CLUB!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week.
LIFE AS A SENIOR CITIZEN IS NOT GETTING ANY EASIER.
.