beezer
12-11-2007, 07:09 PM
A young couple were driving home one night.
As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.
The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"
The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."
The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"
The man replied, "I guess you'll have to hold its little nose!"
As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.
The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"
The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."
The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"
The man replied, "I guess you'll have to hold its little nose!"