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beezer
12-03-2007, 09:15 AM
Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary

12-03-2007, 09:17 AM
Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary


And BD's Man-Boobs seals the deal! Can't argue.

beezer
12-03-2007, 09:37 AM
[quote:mz828ktg]Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary


And BD's Man-Boobs seals the deal! Can't argue.[/quote:mz828ktg]

What do you expect from a pencil pusherhttp://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/Drogar-LaughDBG.gif

beezer
12-03-2007, 09:38 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/Drogar-BlackEyeDBG.gif oh boy, I didn't think he'd see this that fast

12-03-2007, 09:51 AM
BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......

12-03-2007, 10:04 AM
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x260/sueds/puke-plates.gif
That has gotta be the most disgusting picture on this site!!!
We should start a new thread..."VOTE for the most horrid pic"

socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 02:32 PM
It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.

Obviously I won't be there because I'm the prettier one.

12-03-2007, 02:48 PM
It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.

Obviously I won't be there because I'm the transexual one.


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socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 03:09 PM
[quote:lokk7ekt]It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.

Obviously I won't be there because I'm the handsome one.


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[/quote:lokk7ekt]

Nico, we have the photos...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/1758390697_68ad518bc5.jpg

socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 03:11 PM
[quote]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......


quote]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/1805941936_288060845f.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2157/1923710776_fa94bcc58d_o.jpg

12-03-2007, 04:39 PM
Say that in Ebonics!


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/685724944_l.jpg

rcashell
12-03-2007, 04:54 PM
Who do I bill for my medical expenses after splitting my side and falling on the floor?
http://www.spatcave.com/Dragon04/mDSC02634.jpg

12-03-2007, 05:53 PM
Blowndodge covers all billing claims.

basco
12-03-2007, 06:55 PM
[quote]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......


quote]

There you go again posting my mother in laws picture :-[

12-03-2007, 07:05 PM
PLEASE.....Please....please...I am dying....please don't post this out of Daddy B's rainbow room.....I was just eating....now I can't finish.....feel really sick....begging....please...stop....

12-03-2007, 11:52 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/Fine.jpg

trip
12-04-2007, 05:49 AM
I'll bet the fatter they got, the shorter their hair got too, huh?

socwkbiker
12-04-2007, 10:27 AM
[quote:pczkxend]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......




There you go again posting my mother in laws picture :-[[/quote:pczkxend]

LMAO!!!! You're mother in law and my ex-m.i.l. must have been related.

tylerai
12-04-2007, 10:49 AM
ROTGLOL

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-falldedand-i-kant-get-up1.jpg

12-04-2007, 10:54 AM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/im_done-1.gif

Todd
12-04-2007, 12:18 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/toddf1_2007/untitled-1.jpg

blowndodge
12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
The word PIG doesn't do you guys justice. I'm going to therapy because of this!!

12-04-2007, 12:48 PM
The word PIG doesn't do you guys justice. I'm going to therapy because of this!!

Thank God.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/3479836d.jpg

tylerai
12-04-2007, 02:31 PM
http://www.ckdsolutions.com/shock.gif

Wattage, I need Wattage!!!

12-04-2007, 03:24 PM
<marquee>http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/shock.jpgSWB 1/10 CPD</marquee>