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beezer
12-03-2007, 09:15 AM
Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary
Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary
And BD's Man-Boobs seals the deal! Can't argue.
beezer
12-03-2007, 09:37 AM
[quote:mz828ktg]Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary
And BD's Man-Boobs seals the deal! Can't argue.[/quote:mz828ktg]
What do you expect from a pencil pusherhttp://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/Drogar-LaughDBG.gif
beezer
12-03-2007, 09:38 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/Drogar-BlackEyeDBG.gif oh boy, I didn't think he'd see this that fast
BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x260/sueds/puke-plates.gif
That has gotta be the most disgusting picture on this site!!!
We should start a new thread..."VOTE for the most horrid pic"
socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 02:32 PM
It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.
Obviously I won't be there because I'm the prettier one.
It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.
Obviously I won't be there because I'm the transexual one.
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socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 03:09 PM
[quote:lokk7ekt]It would be a toss up between Nico and BD's faces. Unless Beezer puts his in the mix.
Obviously I won't be there because I'm the handsome one.
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Nico, we have the photos...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/1758390697_68ad518bc5.jpg
socwkbiker
12-03-2007, 03:11 PM
[quote]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......
quote]
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/1805941936_288060845f.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2157/1923710776_fa94bcc58d_o.jpg
Say that in Ebonics!
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/685724944_l.jpg
rcashell
12-03-2007, 04:54 PM
Who do I bill for my medical expenses after splitting my side and falling on the floor?
http://www.spatcave.com/Dragon04/mDSC02634.jpg
Blowndodge covers all billing claims.
basco
12-03-2007, 06:55 PM
[quote]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......
quote]
There you go again posting my mother in laws picture :-[
PLEASE.....Please....please...I am dying....please don't post this out of Daddy B's rainbow room.....I was just eating....now I can't finish.....feel really sick....begging....please...stop....
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/Fine.jpg
I'll bet the fatter they got, the shorter their hair got too, huh?
socwkbiker
12-04-2007, 10:27 AM
[quote:pczkxend]BD after a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan.......
There you go again posting my mother in laws picture :-[[/quote:pczkxend]
LMAO!!!! You're mother in law and my ex-m.i.l. must have been related.
tylerai
12-04-2007, 10:49 AM
ROTGLOL
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-falldedand-i-kant-get-up1.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/im_done-1.gif
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/toddf1_2007/untitled-1.jpg
blowndodge
12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
The word PIG doesn't do you guys justice. I'm going to therapy because of this!!
The word PIG doesn't do you guys justice. I'm going to therapy because of this!!
Thank God.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/3479836d.jpg
tylerai
12-04-2007, 02:31 PM
http://www.ckdsolutions.com/shock.gif
Wattage, I need Wattage!!!
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